Editorial: The Worst Game I Have Ever Played

2010.02.04

The other day I decided to try out Ju-On: The Grudge- Haunted House Simulator. This is probably the worst mistake I have ever made (followed a close second by my ill-fated meeting with Lusipurr).  There is absolutely nothing good about this game.  The graphics are horrible (especially for a Wii title), the controls are like controlling a tank with a flashlight attached, and the “scares” are like something out of a Z-grade horror movie.  I WAS going to review the game, but it is so horrible the game doesn’t deserve a review.  Just stay as far away from it as possible.  The game did get me pondering while I was playing: is this the worst game I have ever played?  After playing a few more minutes I fully realized that the answer to this question is “yes.”  There is not a single game I can think of that is worse than this game.  So, my question to you, my dearest of doves, what is the worst game you have ever played?  Fable and The Sims are not valid options, as I know Lusipurr will jump at the chance to post both.