It Belongs on a Wii
Lusipurr.com welcomes aboard a new staff member in this diet, Nate-Liles-free, podcast. Confronted with the sixth delay of a much-anticipated game (and accessory), the panel instead considers whether or not it is safe to put the SOM in one’s mouth.
Lusipurr
Bup
Ginia
Lane
Eric J
Jenifer
2010.01.25 at 02:11
Most sex filled MAP ever… and somehow NATE LILES is not in it.
2010.01.25 at 11:19
That’ll teach him to have a job! Bwuahah
2010.01.25 at 11:33
I have come up with the most awesome idea ever: combine the three devices mentioned in the podcast.
The Alleged iThing + DSi XL + SOM = iFap XL
Because what every family wants is to crowd around Grandpa to watch him molest a Japanese schoolgirl while being electronically jacked off.
2010.01.25 at 11:43
@Jenifer: That is genuinely the most terrifying idea I’ve ever heard. D:
2010.01.25 at 12:12
Ginia, you HAVE to get that thing !
You could let it mash potatoes for you,
it is the ultimate kitchen aid. ;P
2010.01.25 at 12:24
@EmperorZorn: Nooooo~~~
2010.01.25 at 15:12
Nothing get me more turned on then sticking my penis in something that has moving gears and that could make me go sterile if there is a power surge!
2010.01.25 at 16:34
I am 100% sure Nintendo will answer on this peripheral with a new version of their Power Glove.
2010.01.25 at 16:36
I beta tested the SOM. my ass hurts.
2010.01.25 at 16:44
@EmperorZorn: I LOLed.
I am so looking forward to the NEW Power Glove! (Now with realistic masturbatory fisting action!)
2010.01.25 at 19:55
@Lusipurr: Inspired by Tony Hawk Ride, Nintendo’s new power glove will be a REAL RUBBER GLOVE! It’s 100% immersive, and will only cost $99! Due to child predator concerns, however, it will not come with “realistic masturbatory fisting action” by default. You’ll have to enter a unique 16-digit code every time you want to enable that feature.
@Jenifer: If you keep your costs low and add the right marketing spin, I’m sure there are people willing to buy the iFap XL, especially if you can put a fake “Apple” logo on it.
@Oyashiro: I don’t know, some of those old-fashioned wind-up music boxes were pretty hot.
2010.01.26 at 13:51
@DG: Will that unique code be NATE LILES’ phone number?
And thanks for the thanks on the podcast, guys :P
2010.01.26 at 14:53
@DG: The glove will be Silicon. Like Noobs.
@Ken: No, thank you!
2010.01.26 at 15:31
@ Lusipurr: Ah, the many varioations of my name…
And i will be sorely disappointed if you don’t go up to random people and demand that the let you show them your pokemans. I know I do! :) We should battle over the Wi-Fi sometime.
2010.01.26 at 15:50
@Kenju: If we battle over Wi-Fi, you will definitely win. I’ve only got three gym badges (so my PKMN are very low level), and they are also badly balanced and quite weak. I pick them because I like them, and not because they are particularly good.
I used to have a well-balanced party, back when Diamond/Pearl came out, and I beat everyone all of the time. But, it stopped being fun after a while. So, now I only use the PKMN that I like. As a result, I don’t think I’ve won a game against a human player since.
2010.01.26 at 19:28
@Lusi/KJJ: My biggest problem with WiFi Pokemon battling is it negates my best strategy. Namely, popping my opponent’s batteries out of his gameboy mid-battle.
2010.01.26 at 19:33
@DG: How do you manage to do that with a DS!?
Lusimon uses SPLASH!
DGmon uses HAMMER AND SMASHES LUSI’S DS.
2010.01.26 at 19:49
@Lusi: It’s an old tactic that’s been gimped in subsequent patches.
2010.01.29 at 07:09
You could try it locally and pop the DS cartridge out. And just so you know, Lusipurr, I can place together a well-balanced team of pokemans right now at an average level of your choice. I own nearly all of them :P
2010.01.29 at 17:13
I know Nate Liles, and you Jenifer are no Nate Liles. And for that, I thank you.
2010.01.30 at 21:44
No NATE LILES D:
-I’ll never trust the internets again!
-It’s more than the first four hours of XIII that are straight, I’ve heard that it’s the first twenty hours …
-The new Vandal Hearts sounds RUBBISH, it’s one of the many franchises that Konami have farmed out to western devs (and we all know how well that turns out … ).
-Anyway, I thought that you didn’t like games with the word “hearts” in their title?
-Operah isn’t people!
-Why wasn’t NATE LILES here to talk about fisting action?!!?
-I apprieciate your inclusion of the “don’t put it in your mouth” song, I do however feel strongly that you should let Ginia sing it!
@Lusi- I don’t want to be an arse glove!