No admittance without an invitation on PAIN OF DEATH.
What happens when a Canadian, a Hick, and a Deranged Madman come together in the state of Michigan for the purpose of celebrating the holdays? Lusipurr’s Christmas Spectacular 2008! Coming soon from Lusipurr.com, you can experience the thrills, the chills, the drills, the mills, the pills, the bills, the swills, the grills, th–er, sorry about that. You can experience the excitement of being there
first-hand even though you weren’t there, wouldn’t be allowed there, and would have been arrested if you had tried to show up uninvited. It’s a Lusipurr.com exclusive only from Lusipurr.com; which means it’s an exclusive… exclusive.
Listen, you can't wear a flannel to Kruse and Muir! This is not Tennessee, you silly twat!
When Ethos receives an invitation from Luspiurr to attend a Christmas party, the diminuitive canuck is at first suspicious of a trap. But, when he learns that his boon companion (and secret love interest) Riddles has been captured and forced to wear polo shirts and khakis by the nefarious megaphone-waving megalomaniac, Ethos knows he must to save his friend. Upon arriving via the tramp-infested public transportation service, he discovers an even more sinister plot is at hand than he ever before realised, and he must act quickly to put a stop to Lusipurr’s evil plan: a plot to poison the entire population of Rochester Hills, Michigan, under the seemingly harmless guise of a celebrity bake-off.
Can they see us? I think they can. Oh no, that's just a reflection in the lens. Wait! No! There they are! They are looking at us on the internet IN THE FUTURE!
Alas, the resistance is uncovered and Lusipurr calls upon the darkest power in the universe to assist him. Unfortunately, Oprah Winfrey was busy, and so Lusipurr is forced to settle for a terriffic windstorm instead. Destroying the local electrical grid, he thwarts the attempts of Ethos and Riddles to contact help from the outside. With their internet disabled and their cellular telephones dead, the daring duo are forced to think quickly. Using green wood, they build a fire with the intention of using smoke signals to call for aid–but unbeknownst to them, Lusipurr has plenty of experience with fire. He is a Pyro in Team Fortress 2, after all–and let’s not forget his significant experience as a L.75 Black Mage in Final Fantasy XI. What will they do? How will they escape?
For all this and more, stay tuned to Lusipurr.com. Only here willl you learn of the ultimate success (or failure) of Ethos and Riddles in their quest to defeat Lusipurr and his dreadful lackeys, Bup and Thea.
COMING SOON!
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2009.05.10 at 14:57
I can’t wait, but I will!
2009.05.10 at 14:58
We’re not really giving you much of a choice, are we?
2009.05.10 at 16:28
Not really, But for the sake of having choices!
A) Wait.
B) Its not like I have anything better to do.
C) I guess I’ll just sit tight for right now.
D) I’ll be right here if you need me.
E) All of the Above.
2009.05.10 at 18:24
F.
2009.05.10 at 18:47
F. stands for FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
2009.05.10 at 19:25
I’m the one who filmed it and is currently editing it, and I’M excited.
2009.05.10 at 19:30
Hurry the FUCK up!
2009.05.10 at 19:30
Anything for you, Nate!
But maybe I’ll delay it even longer to put out a trailer!
2009.05.10 at 19:32
As long as I’m in it!
2009.05.10 at 19:35
I’m not excited.
2009.05.10 at 19:47
’secret love interest’…. I knew it all along!
2009.05.10 at 20:11
…
2009.05.10 at 20:27
It wasn’t even a secret before!
2009.05.10 at 20:28
Boner Town. Population: Me
2009.05.10 at 20:52
…what?
2009.05.10 at 21:40
Can I say that I love this thread?
2009.05.10 at 21:51
If you like.
2009.05.10 at 21:58
I love this thread.
2009.05.10 at 22:07
Yay Xmas spectaculaaaaaaaar!
2009.05.10 at 23:10
I just looked at a calendar… And I was shocked to find out its nowhere near Christmas of 08′.
2009.05.11 at 00:33
It should be ready just in time for Christmas ‘09.
2009.05.11 at 12:17
Sounds about accurate. We’re optimistic here at Lusipurr.com
2009.05.11 at 15:02
Ethos sucks.
2009.05.11 at 15:49
I cant wait to see it . hey Oliver, its not funny to mock the 9 hour walking date Ethos =P .
2009.05.11 at 15:56
THAT’S an old reference that I had forgotten about entirely.
2009.05.11 at 16:01
see? I do good things like remembering stuff
2009.05.11 at 16:40
I’m just stating the fact that Ethos sucks.
Take it as you will…
2009.05.11 at 17:09
It is a proven fact or do you still have to go through the Scientific Method? .You have to:
# Do Background Research
# Construct a Hypothesis
# Test Your Hypothesis by Doing an Experiment
# Analyze Your Data and Draw a Conclusion
After all that and if you are correct only then you can say that Ethos suck, if you didnt do that you are only a evil liar =O
2009.05.11 at 17:56
We have done plenty of experiments on Ethos. It’s a scientific fact that he sucks.
2009.05.11 at 18:45
Also there is explicit evidence from Ethos stating that he sucks.
2009.05.12 at 00:16
9 hour date . I can olny imagine the poor girl`s feets , oh the pain.
2009.05.12 at 15:08
We had forgotten to mention the explicit evidence, but Ethos is luckily on hand to demonstrate.
That trailer had better be ready this weekend!
2009.05.12 at 15:45
You mean “The Trailer: Featuring Nate Liles!”?
2009.05.12 at 17:50
I fucking hope so…