Jesus “MasterChief” Zamora

2009.04.26

What’s up, everyone?

My name is Jesus Zamora, but you all might know me better as MasterChief from Cat Fancy, where I serve as a message board moderator. Now, with the blessing of the impeccable Lusipurr, I have been given a place here at Lusipurr.com as a writer. Now this suits me well enough, as I have always enjoyed writing, especially about video games, which are a subject that stays close to my heart.

However, enough of my feverish cock stroking. I am thirty-one as of a few weeks ago, and enjoy action games, RPGs and action/adventure games. As my nickname might suggest, I am very much into the FPS genre, though not as much into multi-player. I have no time to deal with the Xbox Live douche bags, thank you. I enjoy heavy metal and rap music, and enjoy the occasional anime, though not as much nowadays, as it seems I have seen every single anime plot template repeated ad museum. Currently, I am playing Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars, Madworld, The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena, F.E.A.R 2: Project Origin and Retro Game Challenge. Favorites include the King’s Field 2, Street Fighter Alpha 3, Mass Effect and, of course, the Halo series.

Now I want to make something clear: I enjoy the Xbox 360, but I am no fanboy. My PS3 gets plenty of love, and I even manage to turn on my Wii once every four or so months. I am not afraid to express my deep, seething hatred for Nintendo, so Nintendo fanboys will likely dislike me greatly, but rest assured that, like a monkey at the zoo, I will fling poo in every direction if need be.

Look for me to provide my writings on Tuesday, and I look forward to engaging everyone. In fact, feel free to offer up suggestions by leaving comments in this post.