News: Apology Accepted?

By Biggs
Sony Bowing

If you are one of the many fans who come to Lusipurr.com for its vast quantities of weeaboo bullshit, then you probably know a little bit about Japanese culture and humility. If you know nothing about Japan, let me enlighten your ignorant mind: bowing is srs bzns. So when Sony’s second-in-command, Kazuo Hirai, along with more »

MAP Episode 113: Goodbup

By Lusipurr
Now what will we do with all of our extra macaroni cheese?

Produced 2011.04.24 Nate ‘Bup’ Liles bids the site a fond adieu, replete with farts on a scale never-before-heard. The rest of the panel assembles to bid him well, including special guests Ginia and Reetin. Now I can finally have a proper website again. Ha ha! HA HA! HAHAHA!

MAP Episode 112: Montok the Hedgehog

By Lusipurr
Montok Hedgehog Featured Image

Produced 2011.04.17 New panelists Slab Bulkhead and Deimosion join special guests Riddles and Ethos, along with Biggs and Lusi in a podcast crammed with discussion. This week, the panel tries to uncover the greatest of all mysteries: what is Montok wearing? *click*

Stephen “Slab Bulkhead” Mikesell

By Slab Bulkhead

Good day, citizens of the Luspurr.com Fortress Slave Labor Camp! It would appear that I have been granted a position which I am to use to bring you all my opinions on the comings and goings of the gaming world, and to force upon you so-called ‘objective’ reviews on the newest (and oldest) games! How more »

MAP Episode 111: The Hiring Process

By Lusipurr
Disclaimer: MasterChef not shown to scale.

Produced 2011.04.10 The site hires three new staff members, but Nate fails to show up for the customary hazing ritual. RPGamer’s Chris Privitere tries to fill Nate’s shoes, but without a HD fart app. for his new iPad2, his performance remains ultimately unconvincing.

News: April Troll Day

By Biggs
Mmmm, hand-drawn facials.

How many of our readers are gullible and retarded and believed everything they read while on the internet Friday? If you avoided being trolled mightily yesterday by avoiding the internet altogether, here is a nice round-up of what you missed: To start things off, gaming news site Destructoid celebrated the spring day of foolery by more »

MAP Episode 103: Be My Valentine

By Lusipurr
Don

Produced 2011.02.13 Lusi and the Tits once again convene to discuss the latest hat-related news in gaming. This week, Bobby Kotick charges for hats, Jonathan Blow designs hat-based islands, and Nippon Ichi Software develops a hat strategy game set in the Netherworld.