It turns out that tablets did not change the world, and gaming on a touch screen is still inferior to gaming with a controller. Also, the PC is not dead.
EA bans the entire country of Burma from playing vidya, Windows 10 Store bought games do not allow online multiplayer with other PC versions, and Street Fighter V has sold fewer than 100k copies over the last six months in the news of the week!
In this week’s zoooooooooo, Bek, SiliconNooB, not Mel, Imitanis, Java, not Ethos, half-a-Bup, Ginia and Biggs(!?) join Lusipurr to drink Flexivim and watch the Cricket old-timey style (jUicE!). Fa la la la la la la la la! Falafel (please use as directed)!