Lusipurr, Adeki, and SiliconNooB together repair to nature in hopes of enjoying its manifold restorative blessings. But, following their exposure to inclement elements and irritating fauna, then each return whence they came with untrammeled haste.
At what point does the prohibitively high cost of VR “gaming” end the platform’s relevance? This week we will explore just what it takes (in money, anyhow) to build one’s own VR-ready computer. (Spoiler: Be prepared to take on a second job.)
With Lusipurr distracted by Dragon Quest VIII and a plate full of blueberry pancakes, Adeki, Imitanis, and SiliconNooB break into the company larder and make off with the Presidential Mutton Supply, resultling in a building-wide lockdown and mutton-hunt.
With the dawning of a frosty (or scalding, if Australian) new year, the staff’s resolution to focus on positivity and optimism is sorely tested by a string of abhorrent scandals, running the gamut from crowdfunded deception to underage solicitation.
With the death of Henry Heimlich, inventor of the life-saving manoeuvre after which–in a bizarre temporal inversion–he was named, Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, Adeki, and Sebastian report on the ways in which Nintendo, Square Enix, and Ubisoft have all choked.
Nintendo Switch is powered by old X1 Tegra chips, Switch will support terrible VR, and violating EULA is now illegal in Korea in the news of the week!
After Australia’s shock collapse against South Africa, panelists SiliconNooB, Adeki, Sebastian, and Imitanis join Lusipurr in a discussion about Nintendo’s shabby Metroid franchise anniversary, and the potato-headed fanboys who gleefully excuse it.
Lusipurr and Sebastian discuss Super Metroid, the reasons to avoid Virtual Reality, the Apple vs. Microsoft rivalry, great television programmes of the 1980s, and the nutritional content of nuts, in an effort to dissuade Lane from buying out the site.
Progressive VR enthusiasts discover that their money is going to elect Trump, SJWs tantrum over immigrants being called immigrants in EDF5, and Michael Pachter has been caught in a massive lie in the news of the week!
Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, and Adeki report on the latest anime partnerships and hardware news about virtual reality, the PS4 Pro, and the CouragePhone 7, whilst twilight falls on Camelot, heralding a winter of discontent for Arthur, Lancelot, and Guenevere.