Capcom announces Street Fighter V: Arcade Edition, Tabata announces that he would like to ruin Final Fantasy VII-2, and Sony has redesigned PSVR in the news of the week!
After Lusipurr falls ill with a throat infection, Adeki is forced to take over podcast hosting duties in addition to his already gruelling, Wario-filled streaming schedule. Luckily, SiliconNooB is on hand to ensure that the Cricket is not forgotten.
Nintendonly acolytes rejoice at the release of the Switch voice app, Nomura explains his love for belts and zippers, and Mega Man takes Hollywood in the news of the week!
Square Enix lies about Final Fantasy XV profitability, Resident Evil VII performs decently but shows signs of decline, and Steam dumps Greenlight in the news of the week!
With Lusipurr distracted by Dragon Quest VIII and a plate full of blueberry pancakes, Adeki, Imitanis, and SiliconNooB break into the company larder and make off with the Presidential Mutton Supply, resultling in a building-wide lockdown and mutton-hunt.
Nomura continues to botch Final Fantasy VII, a World of Final Fantasy demo will release this week, and more bad news for Nintendo’s NX in the news of the week!
As the story of Arthur and Camelot draws to an end, and a new beginning, Lusipurr and SiliconNooB turn away from excellent narratives and focus instead on the notably lamentable work found in World of Warcraft, Final Fantasy XV, and Servamp.
Nintendo’s Alison Rapp turns out to be an alleged prostitute, Hironobu Sackaguchi calls Kitase a bad producer, I Am Setsuna bucks tradition by utilising an ATB in [CURRENT YEAR], and Ghost in the Shell will be shitty with or without Scarlett Johansson.
Lusipurr and SiliconNooB consider Nintendo’s changing audience demographics and unchanging business attitude, the decision to make Final Fantasy XV the first car-boot-based JRPG in history, and the shocking arrogance of the Final Fantasy VII Remake devs.
Final Fantasy VII Remake will be shit, Final Fantasy XV is being designed by morons, SJWs are making classic games retroactively worse, and Berserk returns to TV screens this July in the news of the week!