This week Bup reveals the deep, dark secret of Steam Greenlight. A secret not even the Illuminati-controlled government wants the people to know about. Reptile aliens. Mind-control fluoride. Tinfoil hats.
Lusipurr, Bup, SiliconNooB, and Mel prepare for the advent of the holiday season, and storm the barricades of a revisionist French history. Bup weighs in on the Xbone and PS4 sales war, whilst Lusipurr inveighs against the Warlords of Draenor storyline.
This is it. This is my life now. I suppose I should just give in and go with it. No point in fighting. No point in having a goal or hopes. No point in dreaming. No point in breathing.
Yeah, Bup loves Steam Greenlight. He loves it so much. It is amazing. Everything is amazing.
Want to see some awesome Steam Greenlight games? Well, they will never be seen because there will never be a good Greenlight game. Kiss it, Steam!
Sometimes, Bup forgets to write an excerpt. This is one of those times. Luckily, Lusipurr is here to save the day and write a new excerpt–and, at the same time, to give Bup’s Steam Greenlight mini-‘Reviews’ a new name: the Greenlight Round-Up!
Following the Tokyo Games Show, Lusipurr fires everyone and releases scores of jitterbugs, resulting in a curious increase in productivity, Mel prepares himself for handheld Smash Bros., and SiliconNooB realises that there is no exploration in Metro.
Dang, I sure do love video games! They are so awesome and cool! Especially the ones on Steam Greenlight! They are not horribly and sucky and complete garbage! Woooo!