I can feel it. The end is near. Something, maybe fate or destiny, is guiding me towards the answer. Steam Greenlight will end.
Warcraft Adventures has been leaked onto the internet, The Last Guardian has been delayed again, and Digital Homicide have committed digital suicide in the news of the week!
I come to you from a remote, hidden place. Lusipurr cannot find me here. Or I HOPE he cannot find me here.
Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, and Adeki report on the latest anime partnerships and hardware news about virtual reality, the PS4 Pro, and the CouragePhone 7, whilst twilight falls on Camelot, heralding a winter of discontent for Arthur, Lancelot, and Guenevere.
VR is finished, Playstation 4 Pro is unable to play 4k BluRays, and the newest Mario game is an endless runner in the news of the week!
I have finally found the light at the end of the tunnel, literally. I will be free.
Final Fantasy XV is renewed for another season (pass) despite the interestingness of its presentation, the origin of the Jellybean language is discussed in detail, the Cricket Championship winners are announced, and the sun begins to set on Camelot.
I will escape from this dungeon. I will be free. I will never have to look at a Steam Greenlight game again.
Someone please help. I have been trapped in this dungeon for over a year and a half. I believe my captors have either been captured themselves or killed. A new group is now forcing me to write Steam Greenlight article, but to what purpose?
Steam Greenlight will take over the world. Steam Greenlight is the best. Steam Greenlight totally did not pay for this ad.