Lusipurr is distraught when he reads on the internet that there is no such thing as the Easter Bunny, but SiliconNooB is on hand to reassure him to the contrary, doling out both intoxicating libations and saccharine fairy-tales with generous abandon.
Square Enix announces a positive change in direction, PS4 is rumoured to replace Xbox the the lead platform of Call of Duty, and Lorne Lanning has been taken out of context in the news of the week!
Akihiko Yoshida leaves Square Enix, PS3 owners like their porn, and poor COD sales causes Activision to offer up some weak excuses in the news of the week!
Atlus is bidden a sorrowful farewell, Type-0 may be heading for the Americas after all, and the Xbone may struggle to output more than a 900p resolution in the news of the week!
Lusipurr.com is pleased to present Peaceful Days: A Chrono Trigger Playthrough.
A new Final Fantasy Tactics game is announced… for mobile, Nintendo performance is marked down as poor in their yearly reporting, and Iwata becomes the NoA CEO in the news of the week.
Final Fantasy X HD will include an enhanced version of Final Fantasy X-2, the next Xbox looks to strangle consumers with DRM, and Richard Garriott claims to be the world’s best game designer in the news of the week.
The Wii U community exploded in a fit of butthurt recently when it was announced that Rayman Legends would no longer be a console exclusive. This week KillswitchTool looks into the argument that console exclusives are dead and gone.
KillSwitchTool takes a bit of a walk through the past, exploring the evolution of story from the early days of the NES to the current generation of consoles.
Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, and Imitanis simply cannot stop oppressing the poor, unfortunate people of the world. Their imperialist, dogmatic, patriarchial attitudes are rightly punished when their holiday is struck from the calendar. So… happy Saturnalia!