When Konami resurrects the Metal Gear franchise in an unholy, soulless, cash-in money-grab, SiliconNooB takes immediate exception and demands an exorcism, which Lusipurr duly provides.
Final Fantasy XV has been delayed, Metal Gear has been reanimated as a shambling corpse, and VR is still the toast of the industry in the news of the week!
After a week of playing No Man’s Sky, Lusipurr emerges from the vastness of the cosmos to find that, in his absence, SiliconNooB has escaped from his entertainment-enhancing manacles. Adeki is promptly fortified with Foster’s and conscripted to the panel.
The nature of Final Fantasy XV’s DLC is revealed, Final Fantasy XV has additional theme songs [and they are awful], and a fan remake of Metroid II has been released in the news of the week!
Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, and Adeki return to discussing video games in a week chock-full of news, including the potential announcement of StarCraft HD, and Square Enix’s novel approach of using dying children as a marketing point for Final Fantasy XV.
Bioware goes full retard, Final Fantasy XV’s Season Pass is revealed, and Square Enix exploits dying children in the news of the week!
Keiji Inafune’s Xbone exclusive is downgraded to a budget title, six million people own a copy of Final Fantasy XIV, and Capcom are back to their old tricks in the news of the week!
When Lord Gaben hears last week’s Lusipurr.com special report into Steam gambling connivances, he takes whip (cease and desist notices) in hand (e-mail), and casts forth (notifies) the moneychangers (gambling bot owners) from the temple (Steam OpenID).
When SiliconNooB and Lusipurr discover that not only does Adeki’s mother identify as a Boeing 787 Dreamliner, but that his father is a furry as well, the staff come together to celebrate how furries improve the world of online multiplayer video gaming.
Nintendo debuts a new corpse-based Pokemon for Pokemon GO, IGN producer starts Twitter spat with Tekken creator because Social Justice, and the battle mechanics of World of Final Fantasy are described in detail in the news of the week!