TSM Episode 292: The Beginner RPG

By Lusipurr
Not only is Final Fantasy IX one of the best RPGs for beginners; it also has one of the best beginnings in an RPG.

Ethos and SiliconNooB discuss changes to PlayStation Network content and prices, Mel buys Smash Bros. fN3DS whilst Bup muses on Nintendo’s decision to release it just a month before the Wii U version, and Lusipurr searches for the best ‘beginner RPG’.

TSM Episode 290: Jitterbug

By Lusipurr
Conveniently, the car boot is large enough to store a grill, a table, an entire set of glass dinner plates, several metal cups, flatware, and a portable fire which, for reasons unclear, is located outside of the grill. Also, the car comes complete with a wardrobe, filled with hair products and unsuitable clothing.

Following the Tokyo Games Show, Lusipurr fires everyone and releases scores of jitterbugs, resulting in a curious increase in productivity, Mel prepares himself for handheld Smash Bros., and SiliconNooB realises that there is no exploration in Metro.

TSM Episode 288: DepressionCast

By Lusipurr
Frankly, I think I do not receive one tenth of the respect I deserve, and it seems hardly worth persevering so that the carping of LITTLE PEOPLE may be allowed to continue, without cessation, until I am simply ground into a DUST. I want to have a nap. I am going to lie down now.

Still bringing straight facts to gamers, the site’s journalistic integrity remains rightly unquestioned. The panel unites to discuss the week’s news and–really, is anyone even reading this? It all seems such a waste. I do not even know why I bother.