With the death of Henry Heimlich, inventor of the life-saving manoeuvre after which–in a bizarre temporal inversion–he was named, Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, Adeki, and Sebastian report on the ways in which Nintendo, Square Enix, and Ubisoft have all choked.
Nintendo Switch is powered by old X1 Tegra chips, Switch will support terrible VR, and violating EULA is now illegal in Korea in the news of the week!
Square Enix blights Bravely Default with micro-transactions, Call of Duty: Ghosts is rumoured to run at 720p on the Xbone, and North Korea attacks the South with free software in the news of the week!
Chris ‘Sabin’ Privitere stops by to remind everyone of just how wrong he can be, whilst Lusipurr gladly revels in his own constant and enduring rightness. Imitanis decides that no news is good news, Ethos reports on Limbo 2, and Ginia simply vanishes.