After SiliconNooB forgets his evening tipple, sobreity rears its ugly head and renders him unfit for service. Bup bestirs himself long enough to ruin the podcast in SiliconNooB’s stead, despite Lusipurr’s best efforts to keep everyone focused on Pokemon.
Whilst Merlin and Arthur discuss justice on the battlements, Lusipurr and SiliconNooB discuss underboob in the basement. South Africa rebounds in the Cricket, anime Star Trains are compared, and Final Fantasy XV gains the mechanics of Animal Crossing.
Dire portents reappear in the form of a crow with a stolen arrow in its beak, and strange happenings abound: Anime news dominates, England beat South Africa in South Africa, amiibos are weaponised against gamers, and Sony tries to copyright Let’s Plays.
Nintendo lock substantial game content to sell Amiibo, Sony attempts to trademark Let’s Plays, Square Enix turns Hitman episodic, and the jankiness of 3D anime is explained in the news of the week!
A sword, an anvil, and a stone feature prominently, as do board games, Cricket, virtual reality, and Star Trek, when SiliconNooB and Lusipurr put their feet up on the velvet ottoman of industry, and set about discussing the first developments of 2016.
Final Fantasy IX is coming soon to PC, Lightning models clothing for Louis Vuitton, Sony reveals that a second console is required to run Playstation VR, and the creator of One Punch Man has a new 2016 anime in the news of the week!
Square Enix do not care to go up against Persona 5, Square Enix doubled the length of Tomb Raider’s exclusivity, more shameless fraud is perpetrated by Schafer et al., and one must go fast in ‘Prince of Stride – Alternative’ in the news of the week!
Lusipurr and SiliconNooB record a podcast which is suddenly interrupted not by fireworks but by the debut of a new Final Fantasy VII remake trailer, complete with the expected-and-deplored Kingdom Hearts-style battle system, prompting Lusipurrean fury.
Tim Schafer launches another cash-grab using Psychonauts 2 as bait, Nintendo think they can sell twenty million NXs in 2016, Sony completely fuck up PS2 Classics, and Kenshiro goes SD in DD Fist of the North Star II in the news of the week!
When the efforts of censorious outrage-peddlers result in Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 not being shipped for sale outside of Japan, gamer favourite Play-Asia steps into the breach to ensure that Western gamers will have access to extreme Beach Volleyball.