TSM Episode 332: Not So Mighty

By Lusipurr
...isn

When England win the first Ashes test in Cardiff, Lusipurr is jubilant and SiliconNooB is on the sauce. Nevertheless, the panelists discuss Ranpo Kitan: Game of Laplace, Konami’s tyrranical conduct, and the many concerns circling around Mighty No. 9.

TSM Episode 330: News from Nintendo

By Lusipurr
Oracular banana bunch says: DON

Lusipurr and SiliconNooB close out the site playthrough of Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, appeal for Ghosts-‘n’-Goblins-oriented donations, inaugurate the Final Fantasy VII Remake Update segment, and cover news from Nintendo, Shenmue, and Nintendo.

TSM Episode 327: Shamiibo

By Lusipurr
...matches the amiibo itself, as in this case. LEGIT.

This week, Bup warns Lusipurr about increasing numbers of sham amiibo (shamiibo), a sham Bup pretends after the greatness of the original (and fails), a real Australian sleeps on the job, and Imitanis should NOT be applied directly to the perineum.

TSM Episode 326: Victim-Blaming

By Lusipurr
Wot ye well how

Christopher ‘Chris’ Privitere arrives to end The Zestria War by formally apologising for his churlish and ungrateful conduct, but the panelists are unprepared for his verbal onslaught, culminating in an aggressively victim-blaming, anti-Zestria narrative.

Editorial: The Value of E3

By Mel
Guys? Get...get ready? Hello?

Mel takes a look at E3 as May comes to a close and June can be seen around the corner. Is there any real value to this gigantic and expensive expo or is it all so much fluff and hot air? Read on to see Mel’s take on it and probably someone’s disagreement!

TSM Episode 325: A Readership of None

By Lusipurr
With no reader interest remaining in the site or its content, Lusipurr had no reason to do anything except watch the Cricket. He left the office and never returned, leaving video game journalism poorer, but the England and Wales Cricket Board much richer.

As the last Lusipurr.com readers leave the site and the lights finally go dark at the formerly impressive Tower of Lusipurr, the panelists consider whether to cease production of site content and focus instead upon watching the Cricket and reading poetry.