Lusipurr dons his pith helmet and jodhpurs, and then accidentally sells SiliconNooB, Imitanis, and Java into wage slavery. The merry imperial company then set sail for Victorian India, where late afternoon tea and crumpets are served on the veranda.
P.T.’s removal breaks PS4 digital libraries, Sega deems Alien Isolation’s 2.1 million copies sold to be disappointing, and Konami thumbs its nose at console gamers in the news of the week!
Weyland-Yutani is up to their HILARIOUS antics again in Alien: Isolation, reviewed by everyone’s favorite Bup! Expect lots of ACME-made contraptions, safes falling on heads, and terrifying alien creatures skewering people with spiked tails.
Japanese developers show support for console gaming in the wake of PS4 success, Gearbox attempt to scuttle Sega settlement out of self-interest, and Indy Developers take their turn to shame gamers in the news of the week.
Microsoft attempts to talk up their poor Xbone numbers, rumour control is deployed in defense of the Wii U, and Titanfall has precious little effect on the Xbone’s fortunes in the news of the week!
Bioshock developer closes its doors for good, Japanese sales of Donkey Kong Country: Tropical freeze suffer due to low install base, and Xbone’s ESRAM not to blame for 720p insists Harrison in the news of the week!
Everything old is new again when Lusipurr rehires every staff member ever to have worked at Lusipurr.com. Sonic goes fast, much to the delight of panelists SiliconNooB, Durga Syn, and Mel, who are eager to play the Western-only Wii U exclusive.
Nintendo’s third-quarter results were dismal, leading to the the masses declaring them doomed and well on the path to becoming the next Sega. Is Mario on his way to the Playstation or is this just the wishful thinking of fanboys?
In an extended length podcast recorded in A.D. 214, Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, Sabin, Blitzmage, Gyme, and Mel ready poetry, give away prizes, hand out annual awards, and lament the 5-0 Ashes whitewash. Happy new year!
Lusipurr is joined by SiliconNooB and Mel in an evaluation of England’s continuing poor form with the bat and bad luck with the ball. A rambling trip through the week’s news, and the games of yesteryear, rounds out an extended-length, pre-holiday podcast.