In a syrupy haze, Lusipurr, Adeki, and SiliconNooB wrap up Gamescom 2017 and switch tack from Moby Dick to King Arthur as they prepare for next week’s unveiling of Lusipurr’s magnum opus.
Nintendo apologises to crybullies, many new Persona spin-offs have been announced, Dragon Quest XI gets off to some very strong sales, and Dragon Quest I – III get a PS4 release in the news of the week!
Nintendonly acolytes rejoice at the release of the Switch voice app, Nomura explains his love for belts and zippers, and Mega Man takes Hollywood in the news of the week!
The entertainment industry has become gross and complacent, producing endless superficialities for a populace now devoid of the capacity to make reasonable aesthetic judgements. Also, SiliconNooB and Lusipurr offer competiting definitions of ‘remake’.
Reggie tries to justify C&Ding AM2R, Star Citizen is about to collapse, and we may have discovered the cause for the Nintendo Switch stock shortage in the news of the week!
Nintendo cannot seem to commit to Virtual Console in North America, and it is still missing from their latest console. How long will Nintendo ignore this potentially outstanding source of revenue?
The Nintendo Switch’s voice chat is a bloody disgrace, Nintendo’s online subscription becomes a little more palatable, and Nintendo is fighting for mobile parts against Apple in the news of the week!
A three year old port becomes best selling Mario Kart game, Reggie explains the New 2DS XL, and Bethesda gets litigious again in the news of the week!
Nintendo Switch is a launch week disaster in the news of the week!
When Reggie ‘The Fatuous Fathead’ Fils-Aime opens his ever-swelling face to belch forth more insultingly obvious lies, SiliconNooB grabs his Australian pitchfork and gathers the village to arms, marching them across the Great Australian Desert and to war!