TSM Episode 54: RPGcast

By Lusipurr
For the first time ever, an RPGamer podcast is presented in less than four hours, and on a site which 1) has no ads and 2) was updated after 1998!

Lusipurr has ruined RPGamer’s podcast one too many times, and the staff of RPGamer finally take matters into their own hands, turning the tables on Lusi and his minions. Sabin hosts, with guest panelists Paws and Firemyst, in this CatFancy-Crossover-Cast!

TSM Episode 32: Mexican Platinum

By Lusipurr
Ninja interdiction AUTHORISED. Orders: Search and destroy. ENGAGE.

Still reeling from the week’s expose on notorious cheater and sneak Louis “I Downloaded My Platinums on the Internet” Vazquez, the panel manages to scrape together some news with the help of veteran podcaster and cat expert, Chris ‘Siamese’ Privitere.

MAP Episode 113: Goodbup

By Lusipurr
Now what will we do with all of our extra macaroni cheese?

Produced 2011.04.24 Nate ‘Bup’ Liles bids the site a fond adieu, replete with farts on a scale never-before-heard. The rest of the panel assembles to bid him well, including special guests Ginia and Reetin. Now I can finally have a proper website again. Ha ha! HA HA! HAHAHA!

MAP Episode 112: Montok the Hedgehog

By Lusipurr
Q: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? A: Gloves, Socks, and Shoes. NOW WE KNOW.

Produced 2011.04.17 New panelists Slab Bulkhead and Deimosion join special guests Riddles and Ethos, along with Biggs and Lusi in a podcast crammed with discussion. This week, the panel tries to uncover the greatest of all mysteries: what is Montok wearing? *click*

MAP Episode 111: The Hiring Process

By Lusipurr
Disclaimer: MasterChef not shown to scale.

Produced 2011.04.10 The site hires three new staff members, but Nate fails to show up for the customary hazing ritual. RPGamer’s Chris Privitere tries to fill Nate’s shoes, but without a HD fart app. for his new iPad2, his performance remains ultimately unconvincing.

MAP Episode 109: Tell Your Friends

By Lusipurr
DISCLAIMER: Typical reader pictured may not actually be typical. Or a reader.

Produced 2011.03.27 On FRIDAY, Bup and SiliconNooB adopt a DRILLING, intellectual approach in their investigation of the latest industry news. The result, which is sure to be a WHEEZE, covers topics including Duke Nukem Forever, the Nintendo 3DS, and GeoHot in South America.

MAP Episode 108: Texan Legal Wrangling

By Lusipurr
Darth Lane already has your soul. Now, he only wants your money.

Produced 2011.03.20 Lane visits the podcast and renders judgement on the latest news, despite Lusipurr’s numerous motions and objections. The long arm of Emperor Kotick can be felt in every aspect of the discussion, covering J. Bruce Thompson, The Old Republic, and more!

Editorial: Pokemon White/Black

By Bup

Pokemon White/Black is a game for babies. Only babies and small children play this game. Nintendo is a baby’s toy company.

MAP 107: The Wrath of the Great Potato

By Lusipurr
O(taku), the HUMANITY!

Produced 2011.03.13 Japan is levelled, Otaku mourn their toppled figurines, and the panel consider the public thrashing dealt out to Dragon Age II and producer Biotronic Artwares. Ginia signs off amidst scenes of international carnage–surely, the wrath of the Great Potato!

MAP Episode 106: Donationcast

By Lusipurr
In point of fact, only 5% of the site capital is kept in bullion. The rest is in Arabian real-estate.

Produced 2011.03.06 Site donations go live and readers queue up by the score to invest their hard-earned funds in the world’s most important going concern: video game news blogs. With a fistful of dollars, the staff begin to plan a Foster’s-oriented trip to Australia. Or E3.