TSM Episode 404: Parity

By Lusipurr
To be fair, he may have given up a long time ago, but no one has noticed until now.

Lusipurr and SiliconNooB rejoice in reaching podcast production parity: the culmination of years of RPGamer staff walkabouts, holidays, junkets, and sundry days-off on the occasion of births, deaths, weddings, funerals, feasts, fasting, and boredom.

Editorial: Pimp My Wii Starring Xzibit

By Adeki
Nintendo Wii SLIDER

Adeki blows off a comically large pile of dust that was previously covering his Wii and decides that it has spent too much time sitting around and it needs to get a job. Will Adeki be able to get his Wii re-employed in a post-okra economy? Read on!

TSM Episode 401: Remastery

By Lusipurr
Final Fantasy VII Remake Trailer Midgar SLIDER

After England’s shock collapse against Bangladesh, panelists SiliconNooB and Adeki join Lusipurr in a discussion about the most successful ways to develop a continuing series, looking at Final Fantasy, Breath of Fire, Wild Arms, Pokemon, and Dragon Quest.

TSM Episode 400: A Trolley Problem

By Lusipurr
A GYME-TROLLEY IS ON A TRACK WHICH WILL CAUSE IT TO COLLIDE WITH FIVE GOBLINS. BY PUSHING THE SWITCH, YOU CAN DIVERT IT ONTO ANOTHER TRACK WHERE IT WILL KILL BUP. INACTION MAKES YOU COMPLICIT IN THE DEATHS OF FIVE GOBLINS. ACTING MAKES YOU THE KILLER OF ONE BUP. HOW DO YOU CHOOSE TO EARN THE RESPECT OF LUSIPURR?

When the Gyme-trolley begins hurtling towards a group of goblins tied to the tracks, Lusipurr must choose whether to divert it onto another track where it will hit Bup, instead. Then, Lusipurr and the goblins record the four hundredth Starlight Megaphone!

TSM Episode 399: Nintendo’s Witch

By Lusipurr
BOO! Uwee hee hee! Coming soon, the Sony CrONE and the Xbox H.A.G.

Lusipurr, Sebastian, and SiliconNooB delve into the biggest stories in a week packed with big stories: in a Halloween manoeuvre, Nintendo’s Witch takes flight; Red Dead Redemption 2 promises new and hilarious bugs; and The Last Guardian is finally done.

TSM Episode 398: Nuts and Dolts

By Lusipurr
The future is a piece of shit.

Lusipurr and Sebastian discuss Super Metroid, the reasons to avoid Virtual Reality, the Apple vs. Microsoft rivalry, great television programmes of the 1980s, and the nutritional content of nuts, in an effort to dissuade Lane from buying out the site.