News: Plastic Tat

By SiliconNooB
Welcome to the world of shitty ARM CPU emulation!

Nintendo reanimates the legacy of the NES in order to push plastic tat, Valve gets serious about stopping Steam item gambling, and Tokyo Mirage Sessions director laments Nintendo censorship in the news of the week!

TSM Episode 384: FurCast

By Lusipurr
...All we know is, he

When SiliconNooB and Lusipurr discover that not only does Adeki’s mother identify as a Boeing 787 Dreamliner, but that his father is a furry as well, the staff come together to celebrate how furries improve the world of online multiplayer video gaming.

News: Tekken Offense

By SiliconNooB
Corpsachoo, I choose you!

Nintendo debuts a new corpse-based Pokemon for Pokemon GO, IGN producer starts Twitter spat with Tekken creator because Social Justice, and the battle mechanics of World of Final Fantasy are described in detail in the news of the week!

Review: Mega Man X

By Lusipurr
In the Nintendo era, Japan generally had better Mega Man box art.

In the year 21XX, X and Zero face down the malevolent Sigma and his army of Reploids. Is this first Mega Man game on the Super Nintendo worthy to bear the classic name of the much-loved franchise? Or is it a pale imitation of the original blue bomber?

TSM Episode 383: Dependence Day

By Lusipurr
...by SUBMITTING to your JUST and PROPER Right Royal SOVEREIGN LORD and MASTER, King GEORGE III.

SiliconNooB and Lusipurr celebrate Dependence Day at Ayers Rock by watching England beat Ceylon. Meanwhile, Imitanis and Adeki plot rebellion and mutiny, but are forestalled by a Frenchman with a penchant for les poissons–and intellectual property theft.

TSM Episode 381: The E3 2016 Round-Up

By Lusipurr
You WILL vomit. You WILL NOT get your money back.

E3 2016 has come and gone, and the panelists offer a concise summary of everything that happened presented in chronological order more concisely and at a speed far greater than at the original conferences–including the untold TRUTH about virtual reality.

TSM Episode 380: Pre-3 2016

By Lusipurr
Jesus, please make it stop.

As E3 looms on the horizon, Imitanis and SiliconNooB assist Lusipurr in presenting the veritable deluge of industry news, covering everything from game releases to new game announcements to future games in playable preview–AND the Holy Grail is found!