TSM Episode 325: A Readership of None

By Lusipurr
With no reader interest remaining in the site or its content, Lusipurr had no reason to do anything except watch the Cricket. He left the office and never returned, leaving video game journalism poorer, but the England and Wales Cricket Board much richer.

As the last Lusipurr.com readers leave the site and the lights finally go dark at the formerly impressive Tower of Lusipurr, the panelists consider whether to cease production of site content and focus instead upon watching the Cricket and reading poetry.

News: 4chan Loves Tea

By SiliconNooB
The pride of the East Arkansas military corps!

4chan’s /v/ board celebrates the healthful properties of tea, H1Z1’s developer concocts novel punishments for cheaters, and making games for Nintendo platforms is rarely viable in the news of the week!

TSM Episode 323: Goldfinger

By Lusipurr
No surprises: it

Lusipurr fires his lawyers and sells out to a multinational news corporation with massively profitable results for all concerned, where ‘all concerned’ means ‘Lusipurr’. Panelists SiliconNooB, Imitanis, and Java are consequently forced into wage slavery.

TSM Episode 322: Flexivim

By Lusipurr
WAAAAHH WAAAHOOO YIPPIEEEEE DING-DING-DING!

In this week’s zoooooooooo, Bek, SiliconNooB, not Mel, Imitanis, Java, not Ethos, half-a-Bup, Ginia and Biggs(!?) join Lusipurr to drink Flexivim and watch the Cricket old-timey style (jUicE!). Fa la la la la la la la la! Falafel (please use as directed)!

TSM Episode 321: Nintendoporn

By Lusipurr
...nope!

When SiliconNooB drinks too much Australian Water, he finds himself unable to rise from bed. Heartened by an English test victory, Lusipurr assists his soaked co-host, and Bup joins them with a novel plan to help solve all of Nintendo’s many problems.