With Nintendo’s refusal to show the NX at E3 2016 and their delay of the new Zelda title until 2017, and with PSN itself now more profitable than Nintendo’s entire business operation, SiliconNooB and Lusipurr once again despair for the fate of the Big N.
NX will launch in March of 2017, PSN now earns more revenue than all of Nintendo, and SJWs scupper a once in a lifetime opportunity in the news of the week!
Square Enix draws some friendly fire, but it is not all bad news for Final Fantasy XV. Meanwhile, Nintendo tries to dodge censorship allegations and My Hero Academia is a great stand-in for One Punch Man in the news of the week!
As Lancelot carries Arthur’s fight against Fort Mayne to every corner of Old England, Lusipurr and SiliconNooB wish that they had access to the Gramarye of those legendary days.
Nintendo’s Alison Rapp turns out to be an alleged prostitute, Hironobu Sackaguchi calls Kitase a bad producer, I Am Setsuna bucks tradition by utilising an ATB in [CURRENT YEAR], and Ghost in the Shell will be shitty with or without Scarlett Johansson.
Lusipurr and SiliconNooB consider Nintendo’s changing audience demographics and unchanging business attitude, the decision to make Final Fantasy XV the first car-boot-based JRPG in history, and the shocking arrogance of the Final Fantasy VII Remake devs.
With the advent of Nomura’s long-awaited desire (turning Final Fantasy from a video game franchise into a fashion line), and Nintendo’s release of Miitomo (a content-free microtransaction-fuelled puerility zone), Lusipurr deploys scorn in great abundance.
Alison Rapp has been fired by Nintendo for a breach of contract, Final Fantasy XV releases September 30, SJWs have caused Square Enix to censor Star Ocean V, and orphans pilot mechs in the news of the week!
With Nintendo at variance with Nikkei over whether the Wii U will cease production in 2016, SiliconNooB and Lusipurr weigh in on the fate of an industry heavy-weight, and on lessons that the game developers should learn about focus and circumspection.
The NX controller leak was a hoax, the Wii U will cease production in 2016, Square Enix is polishing up Final Fantasy XV, and Dagashi Kashi is like a fan service anime without fan service in the news of the week!