TSM Episode 322: Flexivim

By Lusipurr
WAAAAHH WAAAHOOO YIPPIEEEEE DING-DING-DING!

In this week’s zoooooooooo, Bek, SiliconNooB, not Mel, Imitanis, Java, not Ethos, half-a-Bup, Ginia and Biggs(!?) join Lusipurr to drink Flexivim and watch the Cricket old-timey style (jUicE!). Fa la la la la la la la la! Falafel (please use as directed)!

TSM Episode 321: Nintendoporn

By Lusipurr
...nope!

When SiliconNooB drinks too much Australian Water, he finds himself unable to rise from bed. Heartened by an English test victory, Lusipurr assists his soaked co-host, and Bup joins them with a novel plan to help solve all of Nintendo’s many problems.

Editorial: Bravely Running with It

By Java
Special move animations were a crown jewel of the first game. The second should follow suit.

As Java converts the LusipurrCorp basement to a slightly less dingy testing facility, he lends some final thoughts on trilogies and Bravely Default. He will be hanging up the pen for a bit next week, so he feels he must get his rambles in before then.

TSM Episode 318: Eastertides of War

By Lusipurr
Eventually to be replaced with

A twenty-three week reading concludes with SiliconNooB and Imitanis in attendance. Lusipurr imposes further sanctions as the Zestria War grinds ahead, and then dispenses helpful advice to hardware developers about what to leave out of console development.

Editorial: Club Nintendo Exits Stage Left

By Java
Club Nintendo demands all hands on deck to clear out old merch from the warehouse.

Java may have to break his habit of signing up for loyalty programs and never using them as Club Nintendo begins to board up the windows and lock the doors. Climbing down from his New 3DS XL AC adapter windmill, he had this to say about the new offerings.