When SiliconNooB drinks too much Australian Water, he finds himself unable to rise from bed. Heartened by an English test victory, Lusipurr assists his soaked co-host, and Bup joins them with a novel plan to help solve all of Nintendo’s many problems.
Grapefruit, grapefruit, and grapefruit, as far as the eye can see (and the tongue report) makes up the bulk of this podcast, in which the accomplishments of James Anderson, England’s new record holder for Test Wickets, are detailed. Also: video games.
Lusipurr travels to Tomorrowland with Bup, only to find out that it is really Yesterdayland; Mel exposes the incompetence of soap salesman Don Mattrick, played by Dan Akroyd; and, SiliconNooB praises the contributions to Cricket of Richie Benaud, OBE.
Study reveals that gaming has no relation to sexist attitudes, Don Mattrick gets turfed from Zynga, and Richie Benaud passes away at 84 in the news of the week!
Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, Mel, and Java incorrectly predict the outcome of the Cricket World Cup, then move on to a discussion of how to make a satisfactory batch of cranberry orange muffins, complete with Zestria–and, furthermore, Sabin must be destroyed.
Definitive proof that the Japanese are not responsible for Japanese Xbone sales, Zelda U is delayed as Eiji Aonuma equivocates, and Hajime Tabata attempts some ill-advised PR for Final Fantasy XV in the news of the week!
When Lusipurr declares war, the site’s giant robots are reactivated and the trench-digging commences. But even exciting Cricket and increased Zestria production are not enough to forestall gloomy news from the Nintendo, Konami, and Square Enix fronts.
Everything is coming up Zestria when SiliconNooB, Bup, and Lusipurr discuss new Lusipurr.com merchandising (including a Schadenfreude Clock, now on sale) and a greater focus on charitable giving (Zestria in very large quantities, shipped by freight).
Having had his pizza time foiled by SiliconNooB, Lusipurr aims for something slightly more continental: grapefruit and apple fritters. But America’s lack of little juice tins, and increasing love for pink grapefruit, are impediments to his delectation.
Tim Schafer offends minority gamers at GDC, Leigh Alexander takes Social Justice Offworld, and Microsoft’s plans to revive Conker may be scrapped in the news of the week!