In a syrupy haze, Lusipurr, Adeki, and SiliconNooB wrap up Gamescom 2017 and switch tack from Moby Dick to King Arthur as they prepare for next week’s unveiling of Lusipurr’s magnum opus.
EA accuses gamers of being mean to Mass Effect Andromeda, Final Fantasy XV is set to become even worse, and Cliffy B’s new game is a colossal flop in the news of the week!
Yakuza are on the attack at Sega, Sony hints at Japanese E3 announcements, and Mass Effect: Andromeda’s rocky development has been revealed in the news of the week!
Mass Effect: Andromeda has scuppered Bioware Montreal, Square Enix enjoys mega-profits on the back of the worst JRPG ever made, and Hitman (2016) has scuttled IO Interactive in the news of the week!
In defiance of Sega and Atlus, the podcast panel reveals every single Persona 5 secret, beginning with the protagonist’s final words referring to his childhood sled, and ending with the shocking death of his beloved professor and headmaster.
Microsoft execs finally talk about blunders made with the Xbox One reveal, the UK Brexits Bioware, and Warner Bros. are being incredibly dishonest over the Switch release of Lego City Undercover in the news of the week!
Bread, bread, bread. Also mustard, cricket, video games, anime, and music of the 1990s. But more or less primarily, if we are entirely honest, this is a podcast about, concerning, centred around, and otherwise with a focus on that staple worldwide: bread.
Yooka-Laylee is the new Mighty No. 9, Bioware hired an inexperienced cosplayer as lead facial animator for Mass Effect: Andromeda, and Nintendo predicts some utterly mental sales figures for the Switch in the news of the week!
Imitanis, SiliconNooB, and Scum Thicko McGee join Lusipurr in reporting on opposite examples of game console production and video game development, before the Round Table is at last ended and the next podcast reading is announced.
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns out to be a horror show, Capcom unveils the Disney Afternoon Collection, and SJWs lose their favourite word in the news of the week!