Nintendonly acolytes rejoice at the release of the Switch voice app, Nomura explains his love for belts and zippers, and Mega Man takes Hollywood in the news of the week!
Wisdom Tree launches a Kickstarter, Mega Maker is released to PC, and kingdom Hearts III will release in 2018 in the news of the week!
Square Enix cometh hot from hell, bearing gloom and doom and tidings fell, and Lusipurr is not at all well with a poem about a bell, bell, bell, bell, bell, bell, bell, with lengthy rhyming poem about a bell.
All future Square Enix games will be service based, Square Enix is having trouble recruiting for the Final Fantasy VII Rebreak, and Capcom’s future Switch support is contingent upon the success of Ultra Street Fighter II in the news of the week!
A Final Fantasy VII remake is announced, Square Enix looks to be doing better, and Sony steals the show in the E3 news of the week!
Assassin’s Creed Unity is the most next-gen game ever made, Ubisoft’s Assassin’s Creed Unity embargo is super empowering to consumers, and one fears for Tetsuya Nomura’s mental health in the news of the week!
Lusipurr, Ethos, and SiliconNooB scrape the bottom of the barrel to find news worth reporting. As the end-of-year playthrough approaches, the panelists appeal to readers to comment and spread the word about the site. Step up and tell your friends today!
Iwata has been grounded from attending E3, May has seen extremely strong sales for PS4 and Wii U, and Destructoid derps pretty bloody hard in the news of the week!
Kingdom Hearts III is not actually in development, Square Enix are looking to move away from traditional console game experiences, and Sony are looking to salve the Vita by releasing some unusual Vita SKUs in the news of the week!
The Electronic Entertainment Exposition for the year 2013 has drawn to a close, and Lusipurr.com has in-depth coverage of what happened on the show floor. Lusipurr and SiliconNooB examine the winners and losers, and make their predictions for the future.