When Adeki’s rumpled ROEN clothing suggests that he is famished, Imitanis and SiliconNooB open the spacious boot of their AUDI automobile to find the COLEMAN cookstove stored there by Lusipurr, and they then cook up a hearty meal of NISSIN CUP NOODLE.
Capcom announces Street Fighter V: Arcade Edition, Tabata announces that he would like to ruin Final Fantasy VII-2, and Sony has redesigned PSVR in the news of the week!
Square Enix commits to another year of Final Fantasy XV, Square Enix is considering remaking Final Fantasy XV for a third time on the Nintendo Switch, and the Switch has had a working NES emulator since launch in the news of the week!
EA accuses gamers of being mean to Mass Effect Andromeda, Final Fantasy XV is set to become even worse, and Cliffy B’s new game is a colossal flop in the news of the week!
When Final Fantasy XV fails, Tabata disseminates fake news and creates an internet survey about Squeenix’s game development. Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, and Adeki duly complete the survey, only to discover what they knew all along: Adeki is a Hufflepuff.
Hajime Tabata chokes to death on a Cuck Noodle before shitting himself in the news of the week!
Lusipurr and SiliconNooB rejoice in reaching podcast production parity: the culmination of years of RPGamer staff walkabouts, holidays, junkets, and sundry days-off on the occasion of births, deaths, weddings, funerals, feasts, fasting, and boredom.
Final Fantasy XV gets a massive day-1 patch, the second half of Final Fantasy XV is linear [and that’s OK], and Final Fantasy XV partners up with Jamie Oliver in the news of the week!
Nintendo’s addiction to gimmickry ruins Mario Maker on the 3DS, Final Fantasy XV’s story takes place over the course of ten years, and Tecmo triggers the SJWs in the news of the week!
Final Fantasy XV is renewed for another season (pass) despite the interestingness of its presentation, the origin of the Jellybean language is discussed in detail, the Cricket Championship winners are announced, and the sun begins to set on Camelot.