After being imprisoned in the caverns far below the Lusipurr.com offices, Adeki returns wielding nothing but broken chains and a laptop. When faced with adversity Adeki does the only thing he knows how to: write an editorial about games as a service.
When Adeki’s rumpled ROEN clothing suggests that he is famished, Imitanis and SiliconNooB open the spacious boot of their AUDI automobile to find the COLEMAN cookstove stored there by Lusipurr, and they then cook up a hearty meal of NISSIN CUP NOODLE.
Capcom announces Street Fighter V: Arcade Edition, Tabata announces that he would like to ruin Final Fantasy VII-2, and Sony has redesigned PSVR in the news of the week!
Adeki, SiliconNooB, and Lusipurr discuss– you know what? It is more Cup Noodle. You read that right. There is still more Cup Noodle to come. I cannot believe they have not given up on this crap already. What the hell are they thinking? STOP! STOP! STOP!
Square Enix commits to another year of Final Fantasy XV, Square Enix is considering remaking Final Fantasy XV for a third time on the Nintendo Switch, and the Switch has had a working NES emulator since launch in the news of the week!
In a syrupy haze, Lusipurr, Adeki, and SiliconNooB wrap up Gamescom 2017 and switch tack from Moby Dick to King Arthur as they prepare for next week’s unveiling of Lusipurr’s magnum opus.
EA accuses gamers of being mean to Mass Effect Andromeda, Final Fantasy XV is set to become even worse, and Cliffy B’s new game is a colossal flop in the news of the week!
Dragon Quest XI actually sold more copies on PS4, Western JRPG fans now prefer Dragon Quest to Final Fantasy, and Valkyrie Drive: Bhikkhuni has been pulled from sale in Australia and Germany in the News of the week!
Ninja Theory lies to customers, Nintendo gets sued, and Square Enix is subject to an art exodus in the news of the week!
Nintendo apologises to crybullies, many new Persona spin-offs have been announced, Dragon Quest XI gets off to some very strong sales, and Dragon Quest I – III get a PS4 release in the news of the week!