News: Fading Fantasy

By SiliconNooB
Dragon Quest XI Art SLIDER

Dragon Quest XI actually sold more copies on PS4, Western JRPG fans now prefer Dragon Quest to Final Fantasy, and Valkyrie Drive: Bhikkhuni has been pulled from sale in Australia and Germany in the News of the week!

News: It Only Gets Worse

By SiliconNooB
Final Fantasy VII Remake Trailer Midgar SLIDER

All future Square Enix games will be service based, Square Enix is having trouble recruiting for the Final Fantasy VII Rebreak, and Capcom’s future Switch support is contingent upon the success of Ultra Street Fighter II in the news of the week!

News: Mass Defunct

By SiliconNooB
Mass Effect: Andromeda SLIDER

Mass Effect: Andromeda has scuppered Bioware Montreal, Square Enix enjoys mega-profits on the back of the worst JRPG ever made, and Hitman (2016) has scuttled IO Interactive in the news of the week!

TSM Episode 426: Stable Mode

By Lusipurr
Wait. No. Something is wrong here.

Square Enix finally invents Stable Mode: perfect for when video game horses are not getting sufficient quantities of oats and lack routine brushings and washings–or when one needs a burly groom to saddle up an alternative means of petrol-free transport!