Post-Switch launch sees Sebahamut playing Final Fantasy VI and Final Fantasy VII, Reetin continuing his long play through of Lost Odyssey, and Lusipurr wandering around in The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.
With Lusipurr distracted by Dragon Quest VIII and a plate full of blueberry pancakes, Adeki, Imitanis, and SiliconNooB break into the company larder and make off with the Presidential Mutton Supply, resultling in a building-wide lockdown and mutton-hunt.
Late is the hour and long overdue the messenger when Nintendo’s Witch is at last revealed, and the English-speaking peoples of Britannia, Australia, and Her Majesty’s American Colonies unite together as of one voice in condemnation: Burn the Witch!
The mobile “gaming” industry can not content itself with original “content”, and have released several classic console games for the touch-obsessed, with predictably disastrous results.
Nomura continues to botch Final Fantasy VII, a World of Final Fantasy demo will release this week, and more bad news for Nintendo’s NX in the news of the week!
Battleborn goes Free-To-Play, Yusuke Naora has left Square Enix, and the studio behind Firewatch plans to make terrible movies in the news of the week!
In this special round-table discussion, panelists Adeki, SiliconNooB, and Lusipurr (along with special guest Imitanis) discuss what it takes to make a truly great video game, and what video games best fulfil the potential of the medium.
Final Fantasy VII Remake will be shit, Final Fantasy XV is being designed by morons, SJWs are making classic games retroactively worse, and Berserk returns to TV screens this July in the news of the week!
DISCLAIMER: This editorial will not discuss a certain miniature robot who made his debut on the Nintendo Gamecube and was designed to clean houses as it would most likely mean the end of Adeki’s editorial writing days on Lusipurr.com.
After SiliconNooB forgets his evening tipple, sobreity rears its ugly head and renders him unfit for service. Bup bestirs himself long enough to ruin the podcast in SiliconNooB’s stead, despite Lusipurr’s best efforts to keep everyone focused on Pokemon.