When Final Fantasy XV fails, Tabata disseminates fake news and creates an internet survey about Squeenix’s game development. Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, and Adeki duly complete the survey, only to discover what they knew all along: Adeki is a Hufflepuff.
The videos for this week include Lusipurr completing Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Reetin becoming a tiny bit lost in Lost Odyssey, and Sebahamut exploring the world of Final Fantasy VI.
Sebahamut begins his fully-streamed play-through of Final Fantasy VI, Reetin begins his fully-streamed play-through of Lost Odyssey, and Lusipurr begins his fully-streamed playthrough of Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. Meanwhile, Adeki is missing.
With Lusipurr distracted by Dragon Quest VIII and a plate full of blueberry pancakes, Adeki, Imitanis, and SiliconNooB break into the company larder and make off with the Presidential Mutton Supply, resultling in a building-wide lockdown and mutton-hunt.
Sebahamut makes his debut with Lords of the Realm II; Reetin plays Rogue Legacy, Choice Chamber, and the closed beta of For Honor; Lusipurr endures the torment of Final Fantasy X-2’s opening scenes; and Adeki fails miserably at Mega Man 2 on easy mode.
With the death of Henry Heimlich, inventor of the life-saving manoeuvre after which–in a bizarre temporal inversion–he was named, Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, Adeki, and Sebastian report on the ways in which Nintendo, Square Enix, and Ubisoft have all choked.
By any measure, Final Fantasy XV is one of the most anticipated releases of the year. After ten years in the making by a truly epic development team in terms of size and scope, Lusipurr determines whether the result worth is the price of admission.
Lusipurr.com presents Wielding the Light and the Dark, a Final Fantasy IV playthrough!
Having forgotten fans like Lusipurr and SiliconNooB, Square Enix is overcome by fear: will Persona 5 harm sales of Final Fantasy XV? Will people turn from the gilded baubles of CGI and hold-square-to-win gameplay? ‘Twould be a merry Christmas, indeed!
When Konami headquarters bursts into flames, Lusipurr and SiliconNooB hurry to the scene of the conflagration, where they speculate as to the cause of the blaze, crack jokes, report on Square Enix’s manifold prevarications, and read a book about knights.