Adeki lies about, he sleeps for a few hours, and sometimes he just writhes on his bed listening to DeBarge. But Adeki ponders to himself, “what if video games rewarded me not playing them?” The search begins for games that reward inactivity, so read on!
Fresh on the heels of the development of Zestria, Lusipurr Labs produces another vital and useful product: Imitanus, for your anus. SiliconNooB and Imitanis test the product and its application facilities, which are very popular with lorry drivers.
Mel poops on AAA game development by going over the spectacular failures that sector has produced in the last quarter of 2014. From Bungie and Ubisoft, to Respawn Entertainment, Mel discusses some of what went wrong.
Nintendo to unify development, developers speak up about AAA flops, and Microsoft goofs on pricing in the news of the week!
Ubisoft has begun grooming children to play Assassin’s Creed games, Ubisoft has cancelled the Unity season pass but refuses a refund, and Ubisoft is back up to their review trickery in the news of the week!
Ubisoft talks down the relevance of linear games, Nintendo’s ninth generation console may be another low power effort, and 343’s Frank O’Connor treats Halo fans as though they were idiots in the news of the week!
Far Cry 4 cover art upsets the internet, David Cage lets the world know how wonderful he is, and Nintendo turns off support for the Wii in the news of the week!