Mass Effect: Andromeda has scuppered Bioware Montreal, Square Enix enjoys mega-profits on the back of the worst JRPG ever made, and Hitman (2016) has scuttled IO Interactive in the news of the week!
Microsoft execs finally talk about blunders made with the Xbox One reveal, the UK Brexits Bioware, and Warner Bros. are being incredibly dishonest over the Switch release of Lego City Undercover in the news of the week!
Yooka-Laylee is the new Mighty No. 9, Bioware hired an inexperienced cosplayer as lead facial animator for Mass Effect: Andromeda, and Nintendo predicts some utterly mental sales figures for the Switch in the news of the week!
It is the new year in Australia when Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, Adeki, and Sebastian reflect upon the worst of 2016. Attempting to foster a sense of optimism for the year 2017, the panelists’ efforts begin well, but quickly go awry thanks to Nintendo.
After Australia’s shock collapse against South Africa, panelists SiliconNooB, Adeki, Sebastian, and Imitanis join Lusipurr in a discussion about Nintendo’s shabby Metroid franchise anniversary, and the potato-headed fanboys who gleefully excuse it.
Bioware may be working on Jade Empire 2, Square Enix discusses making Final Fantasy X-3, and Final Fantasy XV is set to become a mobile phone MMO in the news of the week!
After England’s shock collapse against Bangladesh, panelists SiliconNooB and Adeki join Lusipurr in a discussion about the most successful ways to develop a continuing series, looking at Final Fantasy, Breath of Fire, Wild Arms, Pokemon, and Dragon Quest.
E3 2016 has come and gone, and the panelists offer a concise summary of everything that happened presented in chronological order more concisely and at a speed far greater than at the original conferences–including the untold TRUTH about virtual reality.
With E3 on the horizon, the weekly gaming news evaporates, leaving the normally lubricated Australian more than a little parched. In an effort to stave off SiliconNooB’s impending dessication, Imitanis and Lusipurr douse him with Cricket and literature.
A boozed-up SiliconNooB nearly comes to blows with Lusipurr over a question of the elitist interpretation of art. Meanwhile, rumours suggest Nintendo’s NX is designed to play mobile apps, Capcom learns a lesson, and Lancelot is driven to his wits’ end.