Microsoft announces the death of Kinect, the fortunes of Marvel vs. Capcom are looking dicey, and Shin Megami Tensei V has been unveiled in the news of the week!
Lusipurr travels to Tomorrowland with Bup, only to find out that it is really Yesterdayland; Mel exposes the incompetence of soap salesman Don Mattrick, played by Dan Akroyd; and, SiliconNooB praises the contributions to Cricket of Richie Benaud, OBE.
Study reveals that gaming has no relation to sexist attitudes, Don Mattrick gets turfed from Zynga, and Richie Benaud passes away at 84 in the news of the week!
Silent Hills gets signal boosted via Sony’s Gamescom conference, Microsoft reveales that they have paid off Square Enix for Tomb Raider timed-exclusivity, and Zynga continues its downward trajectory in the news of the week!
Xbone overproduction becomes a problem for Microsoft, Zynga’s balance sheet takes a turn for the worse, and Sony says ‘fuck you’ to Vita owners in the news of the week!
Adam Orth campaigns against cyber bullies, Phil Harrison remains bullish on the Xbone’s future, and Ground Zeroes is beaten within ten minutes in the news of the week!
The new head of Xbox wants to sell Xbox, PS4 experiences a positive launch in Japan, and the EU looks to curb the FTP racket in the news of the week!
England follow up retaining the Ashes by winning the Ashes, much to the delight of Lusipurr and the chagrin of SiliconNooB. However, sports rivalries are eventually set aside in favour of a discussion about intellectual pursuits and Hamburger Helper.
Lusipurr (voiced by Gilbert Gottfried) assembles a panel consisting of SiliconNooB, Blitzmage, The Legendary Zoltan, and Mel (all voiced by Gilbert Gottfried), to discuss Denis Dyack, Don Mattrick, and Stephane D’Astous (all voiced by Gilbert Gottfried).
When Tim Schafer blows through a cool three and a half million dollars without even making half a game, the panelists are appalled. Lusipurr and SiliconNooB are joined by Noodle for a close examination of the nascent Double Fine disaster, Broken Age.