TSM Episode 442: Prime Time

By Lusipurr
Disgaea SLIDER

With the (likely disappointing) release of Sonic Mania on the horizon, Lusipurr, Reetin, and SiliconNooB take a break from spreading lies, misinformation, and rumours, and instead offer listeners some consumer advice about how to use Amazon Prime.

TSM Episode 343: Konami Is on Fire

By Lusipurr
...Ko na mi is on fire, my fair lady!

When Konami headquarters bursts into flames, Lusipurr and SiliconNooB hurry to the scene of the conflagration, where they speculate as to the cause of the blaze, crack jokes, report on Square Enix’s manifold prevarications, and read a book about knights.

TSM Episode 290: Jitterbug

By Lusipurr
Conveniently, the car boot is large enough to store a grill, a table, an entire set of glass dinner plates, several metal cups, flatware, and a portable fire which, for reasons unclear, is located outside of the grill. Also, the car comes complete with a wardrobe, filled with hair products and unsuitable clothing.

Following the Tokyo Games Show, Lusipurr fires everyone and releases scores of jitterbugs, resulting in a curious increase in productivity, Mel prepares himself for handheld Smash Bros., and SiliconNooB realises that there is no exploration in Metro.

TSM Episode 288: DepressionCast

By Lusipurr
Frankly, I think I do not receive one tenth of the respect I deserve, and it seems hardly worth persevering so that the carping of LITTLE PEOPLE may be allowed to continue, without cessation, until I am simply ground into a DUST. I want to have a nap. I am going to lie down now.

Still bringing straight facts to gamers, the site’s journalistic integrity remains rightly unquestioned. The panel unites to discuss the week’s news and–really, is anyone even reading this? It all seems such a waste. I do not even know why I bother.