Crytek throws men overboard to stay afloat, Sony dismisses EA Access, and Nintendo has another shock quarter in the news of the week!
When Lusipurr begins an audit of the books, he discovers a terrible error: Imitanis has been stealing the Literature Corner for months! After several redactions, corrections, and updates, a reappropriation ensures that SiliconNooB gets his just desserts.
Crytek ist sehr kaput, Nintendo has had a break with reality, and EA have started charging for demos in the news of the week!
Crytek unveils plans to become an exclusive F2P studio, Ubisoft claims that low-quality spin-offs are integral to the Assassin’s Creed business model, and new THQ boss Jason Rubin signals his intent to ruin Saints Row in this week’s news headlines.
The 360 gets banned in Germany, FPS games are no longer profitable, and a 360/Kinect bundle is rumoured to debut for $99 in this week’s outlandish news items! Plus extra bonus fun time: Ethos does the pictures!
SN plumbs the depths of madness searching to better understand the gibbering feckless characters and destructive tendencies of Western developers. Also: a kitty photo!
Produced 2011.03.27 On FRIDAY, Bup and SiliconNooB adopt a DRILLING, intellectual approach in their investigation of the latest industry news. The result, which is sure to be a WHEEZE, covers topics including Duke Nukem Forever, the Nintendo 3DS, and GeoHot in South America.