News: All Hail Nodick

By Biggs
TouhouWarfare

Black Ops > Modern Warfare? While not revealing exactly how much they have spent on it, Supreme Monarch Kotick said during the Activision Blizzard Q2 earnings call that Call of Duty Black Ops represents the publisher’s biggest investment ever in a single game. Blizzard’s boss Mike Morhaime is even calling Black Ops “one of the best more »

News: E3 Ate All The Other News

By Biggs
Miyamoto, Mario, & Luigi

This week brings us news of E3…and not much else. There were a few trivial things, but as I complained to Grandpa Lusipurr, the Internet is too busy sucking E3 penis to bother with anything else, and since we here at Lusipurr.com are not fond of it going in our eye, we have decided to more »

MAP Episode 68: Rude Gus

By Lusipurr
Actually, if I

Produced 2010.06.06 With E3 on the horizon, the news is already beginning to dry up. Luckily, The Summer of X seems sure to provoke conversation. But, when that fails, Bup, Ginia, and Biggs bring the listeners the latest news on The Sims, Lady Gaga, and Justin Bieber. Argh!

News: Integrity is Nonsense

By Biggs
FF13 Table

Squeenix Dominates ALL I wish I could apologize for a large chunk of this week’s news being related to Square Enix… but that would not only require admitting that I am wrong (never!) but would also involve there being other worthy news this week. The corporate overlords released their financial numbers this week to find more »

MAP Episode 65: Like Clockwork

By Lusipurr
It

Produced 2010.05.16 The panel explores the week’s releases, including 3D Dot Game Heroes and… well, nothing else. There’s also Final Fantasy X to discuss–but a far more important matter intervenes: the TIMELY arrival of Lusipurr’s new wall clock. Get it? Ha! Ha!

News: Not About Boobs

By Biggs
Last Stand Loli

Suddenly, Call of Duty, Hundreds of Them! This has been an insane week for Call of Duty news! First, in the interest of actual journalism, let us begin with what we know. It has been confirmed that CoD Black Ops will take players all over the Cold War era world, including Vietnam, the Russian mountains, more »

News: Not the Black Wii, But Close Enough

By Biggs
PersonaMara

Return of the Penis Monster Which penis monster? Its rather sad that there are so many that you need to ask. But the penis monster I am referring to is Mara, the chariot-riding cock from the Persona series. This week, a new pre-order bonus was announced for those looking to purchase the PSP version of more »