Editorial: Bayobreaking Hearts

By Adeki
Nearly every single one of her attacks is amazing to watch and creative in their own way.

Adeki takes it into his own hands to complain about the shortage of Bayonetta on the Nintendo Wii U despite its critical acclaim and obvious sex appeal. Unfortunately, Kanye West has already cursed out Adeki because of this editorial. Drat.

Editorial: Why I Love Sean Connery

By Biggs
Miku Hand Bra

Sorry kiddos, it was a crap news week, so you get something completely different. …Okay, not completely different from what I normally post. The matter at hand here is I cannot get away from boobs. They are always at the heart of my subject matter. After all, I started my time here at Lusipurr.com as more »

MAP Episode 65: Like Clockwork

By Lusipurr

Produced 2010.05.16 The panel explores the week’s releases, including 3D Dot Game Heroes and… well, nothing else. There’s also Final Fantasy X to discuss–but a far more important matter intervenes: the TIMELY arrival of Lusipurr’s new wall clock. Get it? Ha! Ha!

Review: Bayonetta

By Bup

Hideki Kamiya, director of the Viewtiful Joe and Devil May Cry series, brings the gaming community another amazing hardcore action game with the recent release of Bayonetta. Bayonetta allows the player to enter the shoes –or heels rather– of Bayonetta, an ancient witch who lost her memories after being imprisoned for 500 years.  The player more »

MAP Episode 41: Worst Podcast Ever

By Lusipurr

Produced 2009.11.29 What are we thankful for? NOTHING. Nate seizes control and the news is left unattended in favour of speculation about the plot of Twilight. Lusipurr tries to get the show back on track, but finds it is like beating his head against a wall. Literally. SPECIAL BONUS! — Have you ever wanted to more »