The Switch is losing third party support, more ports are inbound, and Nintendo does not want to make PC games in the news of the week!
Adeki decides to strip to his swimwear (Yuck!) and navigate himself through a witch’s cauldron with a beautiful breaststroke. Should Nintendo’s Witch market itself by featuring witches in video games? Or should they go for the BDSM approach? Read on!
Adeki takes it into his own hands to complain about the shortage of Bayonetta on the Nintendo Wii U despite its critical acclaim and obvious sex appeal. Unfortunately, Kanye West has already cursed out Adeki because of this editorial. Drat.
Kotaku foments a public stoush with Platinum Games’ Hideki Kamiya, Bioware’s community has become irreparably toxic, and a data firm has announced that worldwide PS3 shipments have exceeded those of the Xbox 360 in the news of the week.
Addicted to koala feed, Deimosion refuses to eat his specially-selected bamboo shoots. Kenjuuju and Imitanis offer a care package from Magna Brittania, but fearing the result which a diet of butter and dirt might cause, Lusipurr preemptively fires them.
The Wii U launches for a high price, Obsidian Kickstarter launches for a high price, and Bayonetta 2 gets announced for the wrong system in this week’s hightop strolling baby Stones.
Sorry kiddos, it was a crap news week, so you get something completely different. …Okay, not completely different from what I normally post. The matter at hand here is I cannot get away from boobs. They are always at the heart of my subject matter. After all, I started my time here at Lusipurr.com as more »
Produced 2010.05.16 The panel explores the week’s releases, including 3D Dot Game Heroes and… well, nothing else. There’s also Final Fantasy X to discuss–but a far more important matter intervenes: the TIMELY arrival of Lusipurr’s new wall clock. Get it? Ha! Ha!
Hideki Kamiya, director of the Viewtiful Joe and Devil May Cry series, brings the gaming community another amazing hardcore action game with the recent release of Bayonetta. Bayonetta allows the player to enter the shoes –or heels rather– of Bayonetta, an ancient witch who lost her memories after being imprisoned for 500 years. The player more »
Produced 2009.11.29 What are we thankful for? NOTHING. Nate seizes control and the news is left unattended in favour of speculation about the plot of Twilight. Lusipurr tries to get the show back on track, but finds it is like beating his head against a wall. Literally. SPECIAL BONUS! — Have you ever wanted to more »