Editorial: Modern-Retro Indie Games

By Adeki
Shovel Knight SLIDER

As part of Adeki’s campaign for the presidency, he began to ask for what the readers of Lusipurr.com and delivered while simultaneously dodging questions about past decisions to liquify senators for profit. The people demand modern-retro indies! Read on!

TSM Episode 369: Bloated Fortunes

By Lusipurr
Alas. If only there were some sort of proof to show that money does not equate to good game development...

With Nintendo at variance with Nikkei over whether the Wii U will cease production in 2016, SiliconNooB and Lusipurr weigh in on the fate of an industry heavy-weight, and on lessons that the game developers should learn about focus and circumspection.

Editorial: On Metroid’s Past and Future

By Mel
Grow up.

Mel has got Metroid on the brain this week as he looks briefly back at where the series has been and where it appears to be going. With spin-offs in the pipeline, can things look bright for the series? And what has been the holdup thus far? Read on!

TSM Episode 321: Nintendoporn

By Lusipurr
...nope!

When SiliconNooB drinks too much Australian Water, he finds himself unable to rise from bed. Heartened by an English test victory, Lusipurr assists his soaked co-host, and Bup joins them with a novel plan to help solve all of Nintendo’s many problems.

Editorial Miscellany: Sick It

By Ethos
Nice lady.

Ethos forgot his excerpt! Oh, no! What will happen now? Lusipurr will write the excerpt and fill it with abuse to the effect that Ethos is a lazy, feckless, shiftless, gormless, bootless, helpless, useless, bumbling, blundering, babbling, blithering dolt.

TSM Episode 318: Eastertides of War

By Lusipurr
Eventually to be replaced with

A twenty-three week reading concludes with SiliconNooB and Imitanis in attendance. Lusipurr imposes further sanctions as the Zestria War grinds ahead, and then dispenses helpful advice to hardware developers about what to leave out of console development.

Review: Axiom Verge

By Lusipurr
Come on, you poor unfortunate soul. Go ahead! Make your choice!

With his review pen firmly in hand, Lusipurr finally dusts off his PlayStation 4 and settles down to a much-anticipated evening in front of the television for some quality time with Tom Happ’s ode to classic platforming-exploration games, Axiom Verge.

Editorial: The School of Patience

By Java
I will have to continue consuming gorgeous screenshots as one might nibble on a cracker while waiting for a full meal.

Ever behind the times, Java feels the pressure that comes with being a self-proclaimed patient gamer. Will he shirk his adult fiscal responsibilities in favor of becoming the owner of a fresh new system with games he barely has time to play? Find out now!