TSM Episode 400: A Trolley Problem

By Lusipurr
A GYME-TROLLEY IS ON A TRACK WHICH WILL CAUSE IT TO COLLIDE WITH FIVE GOBLINS. BY PUSHING THE SWITCH, YOU CAN DIVERT IT ONTO ANOTHER TRACK WHERE IT WILL KILL BUP. INACTION MAKES YOU COMPLICIT IN THE DEATHS OF FIVE GOBLINS. ACTING MAKES YOU THE KILLER OF ONE BUP. HOW DO YOU CHOOSE TO EARN THE RESPECT OF LUSIPURR?

When the Gyme-trolley begins hurtling towards a group of goblins tied to the tracks, Lusipurr must choose whether to divert it onto another track where it will hit Bup, instead. Then, Lusipurr and the goblins record the four hundredth Starlight Megaphone!

TSM Episode 398: Nuts and Dolts

By Lusipurr
The future is a piece of shit.

Lusipurr and Sebastian discuss Super Metroid, the reasons to avoid Virtual Reality, the Apple vs. Microsoft rivalry, great television programmes of the 1980s, and the nutritional content of nuts, in an effort to dissuade Lane from buying out the site.