Mass Effect: Andromeda turns out to be a horror show, Capcom unveils the Disney Afternoon Collection, and SJWs lose their favourite word in the news of the week!
Nintendo unveils their new console, Michael Pachter puts his foot in it again, and SAG-AFTRA votes to strike in the news of the week!
Nomura continues to botch Final Fantasy VII, a World of Final Fantasy demo will release this week, and more bad news for Nintendo’s NX in the news of the week!
Nintendo’s addiction to gimmickry ruins Mario Maker on the 3DS, Final Fantasy XV’s story takes place over the course of ten years, and Tecmo triggers the SJWs in the news of the week!
Nintendo foregoes any sort of E3 conference, Atlus has challenged Square Enix to a duel, Ubisoft is being taken over by Vivendi, and Konosuba is a fantastic fantasy farce in the news of the week!
NX will launch in March of 2017, PSN now earns more revenue than all of Nintendo, and SJWs scupper a once in a lifetime opportunity in the news of the week!
Coleco Chameleon will have to rebrand as the Coleco Lich if it wishes to stave off demise this time around, Nintendo shows contempt for vanilla 3DS owners, Nintendo Treehouse has been wrecking JRPGs, and the Divine Gate will open in the news of the week!
Treehouse makes a mess of Fire Emblem Fates, the UN pressures Japan to ban sexy girls in games and anime, Project Setsuna releases in Japan, and Durarara!!X2 is quite fun in the news of the week!
Street Fighter V and Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 get some robust new additions, Fire Emblem Fates has been censored by Nintendo, more details emerge about Final Fantasy XV, and Sekko Boys proves to be a surprise treat in the news of the week!
4chan’s /v/ board celebrates the healthful properties of tea, H1Z1’s developer concocts novel punishments for cheaters, and making games for Nintendo platforms is rarely viable in the news of the week!