Final Fantasy VII Remake will be shit, Final Fantasy XV is being designed by morons, SJWs are making classic games retroactively worse, and Berserk returns to TV screens this July in the news of the week!
Adeki finally ends the madness in the last editorial in the series chronicling the Pokemon franchise. Is Kalos a step in the right dimension or was it a gross misfire in the 3D realm of justice?
With the advent of Nomura’s long-awaited desire (turning Final Fantasy from a video game franchise into a fashion line), and Nintendo’s release of Miitomo (a content-free microtransaction-fuelled puerility zone), Lusipurr deploys scorn in great abundance.
Alison Rapp has been fired by Nintendo for a breach of contract, Final Fantasy XV releases September 30, SJWs have caused Square Enix to censor Star Ocean V, and orphans pilot mechs in the news of the week!
“I was just holding it for a friend!” the disgraced website owner claims.
Lusipurr.com is pleased to welcome a new staff member: The Fallen Sun!
Adeki takes it back now ya’ll for the fifth time, as if four was not enough by embarking on a trip to the Unova region. Is all that glitters truly gold, or is it just as thrilling as a Walmart bathroom glory hole? Read on to find out!.
Happy Easter! This week Bup brings us a crappy racing game, a crappy anime game, and a crappy RPG game!
With Nintendo at variance with Nikkei over whether the Wii U will cease production in 2016, SiliconNooB and Lusipurr weigh in on the fate of an industry heavy-weight, and on lessons that the game developers should learn about focus and circumspection.