This Christmas, listen to the gift that keeps on giving–even when told, repeatedly, through a series of court orders, to stop. Lusipurr and SiliconNooB labour in the darkness, braving a semaphor outage and sanctimonious tyrants to produce… a podcast!
Lusipurr is joined by SiliconNooB and Mel in an evaluation of England’s continuing poor form with the bat and bad luck with the ball. A rambling trip through the week’s news, and the games of yesteryear, rounds out an extended-length, pre-holiday podcast.
Lusipurr, utterly disconsolate at England’s poor run of form on the Cricket pitch, is joined by the morale-boosting SiliconNooB, Blitzmage, Gyme, Mel, and special guest, Melchiz. Helpfully, the VGX Awards are detailed, and Bravely Default is discussed.
Thanksgiving and Black Friday arrive in the United States, promping all podcasts to go off the air, and allowing vacation time for website staff members. But SiliconNooB is Australian and Lusipurr is hateful, and hence The Starlight Megaphone goes on!
The Microsoft Xbox One launches to some acclaim from some people, and less acclaim from other people. Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, and Mel tear the PlayStation 4 apart and evaluate costs. Microsoft Xbone Television is discussed: Welcome to the age of STEREO!
It is well past Lusipurr’s bedtime when SiliconNooB returns from his afternoon constitutional. Nevertheless, the daring duo forges on, with Lusipurr increasingly incomprehensible, and SiliconNooB increasingly offensive. Bundles of sticks are mentioned.
Xbone? Xbone Xbone when Xbone xbones Xbone. Lusibone, SiliconBone, and Sabone xbone. Xbones xbone at the xbone, but Xbone xbone with xbone. Meanwhile, xbone.
SiliconNooB and Gyme serve as panelists solely for the purpose of ruining Lusipurr’s dreams of an artistic website. Poems are solicited, comments are desired, SiliconNooB is foulmouthed, and Gyme ends up being banned from podcasting for a month. Industry!
Lusipurr is extremely overworked and consequently the podcast is very late indeed, but SiliconNooB, Blitzmage, and Imitanis seem not to care. Why, it is as if they do not know the podcast is late at all. What indifference! What arrogance! Donate now!
Lusipurr, Blitzmage, and Mel have finally had enough of the miseries attendant upon the year 2013, and decide to hold the man of blood–the green menace–the villain of the hour, Luigi–responsible for ‘his’ year, indicting him for his calamitous intent.