TSM Episode 384: FurCast

By Lusipurr
...All we know is, he

When SiliconNooB and Lusipurr discover that not only does Adeki’s mother identify as a Boeing 787 Dreamliner, but that his father is a furry as well, the staff come together to celebrate how furries improve the world of online multiplayer video gaming.

TSM Episode 383: Dependence Day

By Lusipurr
...by SUBMITTING to your JUST and PROPER Right Royal SOVEREIGN LORD and MASTER, King GEORGE III.

SiliconNooB and Lusipurr celebrate Dependence Day at Ayers Rock by watching England beat Ceylon. Meanwhile, Imitanis and Adeki plot rebellion and mutiny, but are forestalled by a Frenchman with a penchant for les poissons–and intellectual property theft.

TSM Episode 381: The E3 2016 Round-Up

By Lusipurr
You WILL vomit. You WILL NOT get your money back.

E3 2016 has come and gone, and the panelists offer a concise summary of everything that happened presented in chronological order more concisely and at a speed far greater than at the original conferences–including the untold TRUTH about virtual reality.

TSM Episode 380: Pre-3 2016

By Lusipurr
Jesus, please make it stop.

As E3 looms on the horizon, Imitanis and SiliconNooB assist Lusipurr in presenting the veritable deluge of industry news, covering everything from game releases to new game announcements to future games in playable preview–AND the Holy Grail is found!

TSM Episode 379: Panty Loon

By Lusipurr
Working with SiliconNooB is a lot like being a member of S-O-X.

With the end of the Summer of Smash, SiliconNooB’s attentions are diverted to other, more Australian, pursuits, including kangaroos, exploding breasts, and inevitable panty-shots, leading Lusipurr to wonder if SN has become a covert SJW paedo-defender!

TSM Episode 377: In a Waste of Shame

By Lusipurr
All this the world well knows; yet none knows well / To shun the heaven that leads men to this hell.

With E3 on the horizon, the weekly gaming news evaporates, leaving the normally lubricated Australian more than a little parched. In an effort to stave off SiliconNooB’s impending dessication, Imitanis and Lusipurr douse him with Cricket and literature.

TSM Episode 376: Marble Butts

By Lusipurr
Note ye the smoothnesse and pertnesse, whych verily doth enspire the mind of the beholder to hygher thyngs and full of pith withal.

A boozed-up SiliconNooB nearly comes to blows with Lusipurr over a question of the elitist interpretation of art. Meanwhile, rumours suggest Nintendo’s NX is designed to play mobile apps, Capcom learns a lesson, and Lancelot is driven to his wits’ end.