TSM Episode 328: Fund and Delete

By Lusipurr
Luckily, Koji Igarashi is less inclined to delete the products of his labours.

Lusipurr absolutely and certainly did not spend all day editing the podcast only to delete it by accident, and hence this episode features Imitanis and SiliconNooB joining him to comment on Nintendo leaks and the Bloodstained Kickstarter campaign.

TSM Episode 327: Shamiibo

By Lusipurr
...matches the amiibo itself, as in this case. LEGIT.

This week, Bup warns Lusipurr about increasing numbers of sham amiibo (shamiibo), a sham Bup pretends after the greatness of the original (and fails), a real Australian sleeps on the job, and Imitanis should NOT be applied directly to the perineum.

TSM Episode 326: Victim-Blaming

By Lusipurr
Wot ye well how

Christopher ‘Chris’ Privitere arrives to end The Zestria War by formally apologising for his churlish and ungrateful conduct, but the panelists are unprepared for his verbal onslaught, culminating in an aggressively victim-blaming, anti-Zestria narrative.

TSM Episode 325: A Readership of None

By Lusipurr
With no reader interest remaining in the site or its content, Lusipurr had no reason to do anything except watch the Cricket. He left the office and never returned, leaving video game journalism poorer, but the England and Wales Cricket Board much richer.

As the last Lusipurr.com readers leave the site and the lights finally go dark at the formerly impressive Tower of Lusipurr, the panelists consider whether to cease production of site content and focus instead upon watching the Cricket and reading poetry.

TSM Episode 324: Good Intentions

By Lusipurr
Luckily, everything turned out for the best. Eventually.

Lusipurr dons his pith helmet and jodhpurs, and then accidentally sells SiliconNooB, Imitanis, and Java into wage slavery. The merry imperial company then set sail for Victorian India, where late afternoon tea and crumpets are served on the veranda.

TSM Episode 323: Goldfinger

By Lusipurr
No surprises: it

Lusipurr fires his lawyers and sells out to a multinational news corporation with massively profitable results for all concerned, where ‘all concerned’ means ‘Lusipurr’. Panelists SiliconNooB, Imitanis, and Java are consequently forced into wage slavery.

TSM Episode 322: Flexivim

By Lusipurr
WAAAAHH WAAAHOOO YIPPIEEEEE DING-DING-DING!

In this week’s zoooooooooo, Bek, SiliconNooB, not Mel, Imitanis, Java, not Ethos, half-a-Bup, Ginia and Biggs(!?) join Lusipurr to drink Flexivim and watch the Cricket old-timey style (jUicE!). Fa la la la la la la la la! Falafel (please use as directed)!

TSM Episode 321: Nintendoporn

By Lusipurr
...nope!

When SiliconNooB drinks too much Australian Water, he finds himself unable to rise from bed. Heartened by an English test victory, Lusipurr assists his soaked co-host, and Bup joins them with a novel plan to help solve all of Nintendo’s many problems.