News: Faecachu, I Choose You!
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A Spanish Pokemon champ gets the wipe, Molyneux hits the can, and Australia see off some little brown men in this week’s faecally-charged news excretions!
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News: Nintendo Is a Dirty Big Isaac’s Mum
Isaac gets buried in a dank basement by Nintendo, Bioshock Infinite debuts a sparkly new release date, and Ezio makes like an Indian in this week’s authentically American news leavings.
News: Bioware Unleash Galactic Campaign of Pure Blithering Idiocy
This week EA/Bioware engage in some delinquency, Bieber shows himself to be of dour humour and Hironobu Sakaguchi thwarts Nintendo of America by partnering with Xseed in order to bring The Last Story Stateside!
News: The Thin and Blurring Line betwixt Packaged Games and Budget Downloads
This week EA pleads their case, Atlus enters into a marriage of convenience, Hironobu Sakaguchi lets slip three impending iOS titles, and Ubisoft attempts to pass off a budget downloadable title as a full-priced PS Vita game.
News: Gamers Dig Deep in a Double Fine Show of Affection
This week Tim Schafer bets on gamer generosity and wins big, Namco Bandai show investors their golden shower and Final Fantasy XIII-2 experiences some early growth!
News: In the Business of Disappointment
This week THQ takes a dip, Capcom has a sit and Ubisoft’s servers throw a fit, as the week’s news unspools to delight and amaze the quizzically minded!
News: Final Fantasy XIII-2′s Rhymes Go the Way of Tupac?
Final Fantasy XIII-2 loses its street cred, Persona 4 gains content, the ESA gains tax payer money and Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning loses seven missions – in this week’s carefully balanced news excretion.
News: Evil Takes Up Residence in November – and Other Frightacular Newsmares!
Resident Evil 6 is dated, illicit funds are stated and the fall of India is fated as SiliconNooB imparts the news of the week.
News: Konami Wins the Toss, Elects to Bowl
This week Konami belt some franchise release dates to all ends of the field, while Square Enix send their men out to the ropes in hope of an early breakthrough.
News: Valve Steam through 2011 with Bumper Results
This week Valve and Nintendo share their good holiday cheer and sales figures, while Square Enix announce the open beta for their freemium MMORPG, Wakfu.