Square Enix fucks up the release of Final Fantasy XII, Square Enix reveals the reason why the Gambit system has not seen greater use, and Hello Games moves into publishing in the news of the week!
Nintendo Switch is a launch week disaster in the news of the week!
Shit floats to the surface at Square Enix, Oculus Rift support may be banned from all future software releases, and Nintendo fanbabies force changes to Nier: Automata in the news of the week!
Hajime Tabata chokes to death on a Cuck Noodle before shitting himself in the news of the week!
Square Enix lies about Final Fantasy XV profitability, Resident Evil VII performs decently but shows signs of decline, and Steam dumps Greenlight in the news of the week!
The founder of Namco passes away at 91, PS4 Update 4.50 is going to be sweet, and Oculus loses its court battle against Zenimax.
There is a good chance Oculus Rift could implode in the next two weeks following the conclusion of Zenimax court battle, Nintendo has been caught selling illegally dumped ROMs, and Sony likes to provide statistics without context in the news of the week!
Reggie opens his mouth and terrible, horrible, stupid words come out of it in the news of the week!
Nintendo buries the Switch, Switch peripherals twist the knife further, and the Switch’s game line-up is complete junk in the news of the week!
Occulus Rift executive arrested for the attempted molestation of underage girls, Super Mario Run was probably profitable but still a flop, and Mike Kennedy is back asking for money in the news of the week!