Nintendo looks set to release Pikmin 1 again, PC gamers are getting a FANTASTIC version of Final Fantasy V, Miyamoto explains why Nintendo cannot be bothered making 3d Mario games anymore, and Umaru is a delightful Otaku blob in the news of the week!
Konami upsets gamers still further this week, Rovio cuts its workforce in half, Deus Ex’s pre-order campaign is the greediest yet devised, and lewd Otku are all up in your children’s education in the news of the week!
Metal Gear Solid V’s reviewers fail at their jobs, the Final Fantasy VII remake fails at combat, Nintendo fails to patent a disc drive, and Gate fails in its Japanese duty to lewdness in the news of the week!
Aftermarket wonder device renders Amiibo obsolete, Schafer Kickstarts perpetual fraud, AAA developers step-up to support gamers in the wake of SPJ Airplay terror madness, and sexual terrorism finds an adorable new leading lady in the news of the week!
Another Kickstarter project fails to deliver, Ex-Bioware Kickstarter falls on its arse, Tale of Tales may have exaggerated their quitting [launching a new Kickstarter], and My Wife is the Student Council President is wholly unrelated to Kickstarter.
Final Fantasy XV will release in 2016, Microsoft makes digital support exclusive for the control pad aristocracy, Konami has been treating their staff absolutely disgracefully, and Dragon Ball Z: Resurrection F has done better than it had any right to!
Keiji Inafune is bought by the Chinese, Nomura “dramatically changes” Final Fantasy VII’s battle system, the Wii U dies in a ditch, and Neon Genesis directed recants unpopular opinion in the news of the week!
Rise of the Tomb Raider gets dated for PS4, Mighty No. 9 may be delayed into 2016, Spike Chunsoft teams up with tri-Ace on an RPG project, and adorable anime girls live at school in the news of the week!
Satoru Iwata passes away at 55, PETA seeks to capitalise on his tragic death, Tim Schafer cannot manage a budget of any size, and Lusiweebs are breaking into Prison School in the news of the week!
Mega Man Legends successor, Red Ash, suffers due to mismanagement, Hideki Kamiya calls out Keiji Inafune, Kojima Productions gets cast as Liquidated Snake, and Actually, I Am… sinks its teeth into American audiences in the news of the week!