Square Enix trolls yours truly with the announcement of The Zodiac Age, Square Enix proudly presents their 2016 Season of Summoning, and France looks to stamp out sexy games in the news of the week!
Nintendo may have postponed NX production to include VR, Take-Two’s boss completely trashes VR, Criminal Girls 2 gets censored, and Blood-C has best waifus in the news of the week!
VR progressives shit up their own gaming spaces, Sega has a deft touch at tailoring games to their fans, the relative performance of next-gen Sony and Microsoft hardware is revealed, and Senpai is going inside you in the news of the week!
Nintendo is to start making movies, EA looks to make inroads into the action genre, and Capcom looks to turn back the clock with Resident Evil 7 in the news of the week!
The Infinite Warfare reveal is the second most unpopular Youtube video ever, the recent NX rumours may not be accurate, and David Jaffe goes full McIntosh in the news of the week!
Nintendo foregoes any sort of E3 conference, Atlus has challenged Square Enix to a duel, Ubisoft is being taken over by Vivendi, and Konosuba is a fantastic fantasy farce in the news of the week!
NX will launch in March of 2017, PSN now earns more revenue than all of Nintendo, and SJWs scupper a once in a lifetime opportunity in the news of the week!
Square Enix draws some friendly fire, but it is not all bad news for Final Fantasy XV. Meanwhile, Nintendo tries to dodge censorship allegations and My Hero Academia is a great stand-in for One Punch Man in the news of the week!
Nintendo’s Alison Rapp turns out to be an alleged prostitute, Hironobu Sackaguchi calls Kitase a bad producer, I Am Setsuna bucks tradition by utilising an ATB in [CURRENT YEAR], and Ghost in the Shell will be shitty with or without Scarlett Johansson.
Final Fantasy VII Remake will be shit, Final Fantasy XV is being designed by morons, SJWs are making classic games retroactively worse, and Berserk returns to TV screens this July in the news of the week!