News: Kalamity Konami

By SiliconNooB
As of now Konami is completely fucked.

Konami upsets gamers still further this week, Rovio cuts its workforce in half, Deus Ex’s pre-order campaign is the greediest yet devised, and lewd Otku are all up in your children’s education in the news of the week!

News: Keys to the Kingdom

By SiliconNooB
Kiss it goodbye!

Aftermarket wonder device renders Amiibo obsolete, Schafer Kickstarts perpetual fraud, AAA developers step-up to support gamers in the wake of SPJ Airplay terror madness, and sexual terrorism finds an adorable new leading lady in the news of the week!

News: Shitstarter

By SiliconNooB
Betting on indies is a crapshoot.

Another Kickstarter project fails to deliver, Ex-Bioware Kickstarter falls on its arse, Tale of Tales may have exaggerated their quitting [launching a new Kickstarter], and My Wife is the Student Council President is wholly unrelated to Kickstarter.

News: Barmy Konami

By SiliconNooB
Just in case the trailer left you wondering whether Noct rides his Dad...

Final Fantasy XV will release in 2016, Microsoft makes digital support exclusive for the control pad aristocracy, Konami has been treating their staff absolutely disgracefully, and Dragon Ball Z: Resurrection F has done better than it had any right to!

News: The Red Menace

By SiliconNooB

Keiji Inafune is bought by the Chinese, Nomura “dramatically changes” Final Fantasy VII’s battle system, the Wii U dies in a ditch, and Neon Genesis directed recants unpopular opinion in the news of the week!

News: Sweet Release

By SiliconNooB

Rise of the Tomb Raider gets dated for PS4, Mighty No. 9 may be delayed into 2016, Spike Chunsoft teams up with tri-Ace on an RPG project, and adorable anime girls live at school in the news of the week!

News: Mega Mong

By SiliconNooB
... Mega Man just can

Mega Man Legends successor, Red Ash, suffers due to mismanagement, Hideki Kamiya calls out Keiji Inafune, Kojima Productions gets cast as Liquidated Snake, and Actually, I Am… sinks its teeth into American audiences in the news of the week!