The Final Fantasy VII remake is at long last announced, Lucky Chloe proves not to the liking of some, and Broken Age backers take a backseat to their Playstation counterparts in the news of the week!
Embittered feminists get Grand Theft Auto V pulled from Australian store shelves, Street Fighter V is set to be a PS4 exclusive, and Phil Spencer talks about the prospect of JRPGs on the Xbone.
Ubisoft has begun grooming children to play Assassin’s Creed games, Ubisoft has cancelled the Unity season pass but refuses a refund, and Ubisoft is back up to their review trickery in the news of the week!
Ubisoft details planned fixes for Assassin’s Creed Unity, a former Ubisoft developer speaks out against the company, and a former French minister denounces the game in the news of the week!
Assassin’s Creed Unity is the most next-gen game ever made, Ubisoft’s Assassin’s Creed Unity embargo is super empowering to consumers, and one fears for Tetsuya Nomura’s mental health in the news of the week!
GameCube compatibility is unlocked for the Wii U, Iwata muses on the posibility of ending region locking, and a Bungie executive is swatted in the news of the week!
Dyack returns once again from the grave, Xbots feel entitled to defraud Microsoft, and PS4 sales are coming along in leaps and bounds in the news of the week!
Ubisoft talks down the relevance of linear games, Nintendo’s ninth generation console may be another low power effort, and 343’s Frank O’Connor treats Halo fans as though they were idiots in the news of the week!
Ubisoft is awful, their developers are horrid, and Xbox One performance is loathsome in the news of the week!
Ubisoft locks Assassin’s Creed Unity to 900p on PS4 to preserve parity with Xbone, Kickstarter is in a slump, and Ubisoft claims that games feel better when played at 30fps in the news of the week!