Final Fantasy XV has been delayed, Metal Gear has been reanimated as a shambling corpse, and VR is still the toast of the industry in the news of the week!
The nature of Final Fantasy XV’s DLC is revealed, Final Fantasy XV has additional theme songs [and they are awful], and a fan remake of Metroid II has been released in the news of the week!
Bioware goes full retard, Final Fantasy XV’s Season Pass is revealed, and Square Enix exploits dying children in the news of the week!
NX details are revealed, fan service games are pulled from Australian store shelves, and notorious SJW hack, Amber Scott, leaves Beamdog in the news of the week!
Keiji Inafune’s Xbone exclusive is downgraded to a budget title, six million people own a copy of Final Fantasy XIV, and Capcom are back to their old tricks in the news of the week!
Nintendo reanimates the legacy of the NES in order to push plastic tat, Valve gets serious about stopping Steam item gambling, and Tokyo Mirage Sessions director laments Nintendo censorship in the news of the week!
Nintendo debuts a new corpse-based Pokemon for Pokemon GO, IGN producer starts Twitter spat with Tekken creator because Social Justice, and the battle mechanics of World of Final Fantasy are described in detail in the news of the week!
Square Enix claims Final Fantasy XV’s ‘wait mode’ is a huge hit, the NX is rumoured to feature fake 3d, and I Am Setsuna is set to launch with a pre-order bonus for the ages in the news of the week!
‘Gender Fluid’ lipstick makes Miley horny, Miley is horny for Liam Hemsworth, and Kangaroos make Liam Hemsworth horny in the Miley Cyrus news of the week!
Capcom makes Resident Evil 7 into a walking simulator, alleged Square Enix insider leaks disastrous information about Final Fantasy XV’s development, and Square Enix seemingly confirms these rumours in the news of the week!