Nintendo transforms tweens into thots, The Witcher author is super salty about the game’s success, and RIME’s creative director cannot handle negative feedback in the news of the week!
The Chinese Room is unhappy at Xbox owners getting the ability to refund, Nintendo halts production of the NES Classic, and the Switch version of Breath of the Wild has managed to sell more copies than the Nintendo Switch itself in the news of the week!
Atlus abuses copyright to bully streamers, multiple Legend of Heroes releases are on the horizon, and Gearbox partners with black market swindlers in the news of the week!
Microsoft execs finally talk about blunders made with the Xbox One reveal, the UK Brexits Bioware, and Warner Bros. are being incredibly dishonest over the Switch release of Lego City Undercover in the news of the week!
Yooka-Laylee is the new Mighty No. 9, Bioware hired an inexperienced cosplayer as lead facial animator for Mass Effect: Andromeda, and Nintendo predicts some utterly mental sales figures for the Switch in the news of the week!
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns out to be a horror show, Capcom unveils the Disney Afternoon Collection, and SJWs lose their favourite word in the news of the week!
Square Enix fucks up the release of Final Fantasy XII, Square Enix reveals the reason why the Gambit system has not seen greater use, and Hello Games moves into publishing in the news of the week!
Nintendo Switch is a launch week disaster in the news of the week!
Shit floats to the surface at Square Enix, Oculus Rift support may be banned from all future software releases, and Nintendo fanbabies force changes to Nier: Automata in the news of the week!
Hajime Tabata chokes to death on a Cuck Noodle before shitting himself in the news of the week!