Keiji Inafune is bought by the Chinese, Nomura “dramatically changes” Final Fantasy VII’s battle system, the Wii U dies in a ditch, and Neon Genesis directed recants unpopular opinion in the news of the week!
Rise of the Tomb Raider gets dated for PS4, Mighty No. 9 may be delayed into 2016, Spike Chunsoft teams up with tri-Ace on an RPG project, and adorable anime girls live at school in the news of the week!
Satoru Iwata passes away at 55, PETA seeks to capitalise on his tragic death, Tim Schafer cannot manage a budget of any size, and Lusiweebs are breaking into Prison School in the news of the week!
Mega Man Legends successor, Red Ash, suffers due to mismanagement, Hideki Kamiya calls out Keiji Inafune, Kojima Productions gets cast as Liquidated Snake, and Actually, I Am… sinks its teeth into American audiences in the news of the week!
Iwata attempts to minimise the displeasure of fans, Iwata cannot be bothered to release content to the Virtual Console, Nintendo’s NX is going to be another underpowered console, and Ranpo Kitan debuts on Funimation in the news of the week!
Apple bans the Confederate flag, Tetsuya Nomura gears up to ruin Final Fantasy XV, and NIS localises YuruYuri in the news of the week!
A Final Fantasy VII remake is announced, Square Enix looks to be doing better, and Sony steals the show in the E3 news of the week!
Sonic trolls Chris-Chan, Lego cops a dicking, and the management of legacy IP has made the headlines in the news of the week!
Steam implements a new customer refund policy, Cliffy B hates on Hatred, and a mediocre Dissidia writer takes over Final Fantasy XV scenario creation in the news of the week!
Denis Dyack throws his lot in with GamerGate, Konami apologises for trashing their fans, and CD Projekt Red are hypocrites in the news of the week!