In a syrupy haze, Lusipurr, Adeki, and SiliconNooB wrap up Gamescom 2017 and switch tack from Moby Dick to King Arthur as they prepare for next week’s unveiling of Lusipurr’s magnum opus.
Sonic Mania and Starcraft Remastered release to widespread acclaim, perplexing Lusipurr because he cannot find anything significant to hate. But SiliconNooB and Imitanis save the day by unveiling the one thing guaranteed to fuel Lusipurr’s rage: Adeki.
With the (likely disappointing) release of Sonic Mania on the horizon, Lusipurr, Reetin, and SiliconNooB take a break from spreading lies, misinformation, and rumours, and instead offer listeners some consumer advice about how to use Amazon Prime.
With the Summer of Smash II concluded, Lusipurr is freshly returned from playing two of the resulting victors: Banjo-Kazooie and Superman. Imitanis, SiliconNooB, and Adeki join him for a discussion of Cricket, Anime, and Video Game news.
When torrential rain forces a premature end of play in the third test, Lusipurr, Adeki, and SiliconNooB turn instead to talk of future video game release dates, including Dragon Quest XI, Lost Sphear, Night Trap, and the sundry ports headed to the Switch.
After Lusipurr falls ill with a throat infection, Adeki is forced to take over podcast hosting duties in addition to his already gruelling, Wario-filled streaming schedule. Luckily, SiliconNooB is on hand to ensure that the Cricket is not forgotten.
Lusipurr, Adeki, and SiliconNooB together repair to nature in hopes of enjoying its manifold restorative blessings. But, following their exposure to inclement elements and irritating fauna, then each return whence they came with untrammeled haste.
Lusipurr, Sebahamut, and SiliconNooB are joined by Imitanis in the aftermath of a tremendous storm. The tale of Jonah features prominently, suggesting that daring to play Star Fox Adventures may be the metaphorical equivalent of refusing to go to Ninevah.
Lusipurr provdes Sebahamut with a new office in the sewer catacombs beneath the Headquarters building where, amidst the damp and reek, historical artefacts from the early years of gaming are kept alongside the dwelling of the site’s resident Australian.
The entertainment industry has become gross and complacent, producing endless superficialities for a populace now devoid of the capacity to make reasonable aesthetic judgements. Also, SiliconNooB and Lusipurr offer competiting definitions of ‘remake’.