This week Bup writes a loving tribute and “review” of our favorite Ethan: Ethan “Ethos” Pipher. Everything written in this article is 100% true and not made up on the spot with limited research using Ethan’s Facebook page. Nope. Not at all.
This week Bup takes time off from his fake-game reviews to look at a recently released game. So recent it came out the day this is posted! Wow! It’s good to be the king!
Bup can finally write these excerpts on his own. No more Ethos and Mel to tell him what to do! He is gonna jump on the bed and stay up till midnight! Take that, Mom and Dad!
Steam Greenlight is basically the real life incarnation of that guy in movies wearing a trench coat who has a bunch of knock-off watches in the lining.
Bup wrote this entire article with a kitten purring in his lap. That does not mean that he had a nicer or sweeter mindset when he was writing this. It just means that he is able to look into the face of pure innocence and still be a cold-hearted monster.
Here is a little known fact about Bup: Streetcars turn him on. Yup, it is strange, but everybody gets excited by different things. It is why he is no longer allowed in San Francisco.
Nate never writes his excerpts, it makes him very bad. When Nate forgets his excerpts, Ethos becomes mad. But Ethos is mad all the time anyway, so it does not really matter. In either case, one more time and Nathan’s guts will splatter.
Why does Bup even play games anymore?
Steam Greenlight. It sucks. Most of its games are garbage. DEAL WITH IT!
This week Bup reveals the deep, dark secret of Steam Greenlight. A secret not even the Illuminati-controlled government wants the people to know about. Reptile aliens. Mind-control fluoride. Tinfoil hats.