Wow, how does Bup keep writing these articles?! No, seriously: how does he do it? How does he have so much life force to give each week so he can muster up the strength to write about these crappy games. Someone help him!
Wow! Another week of horrible, crappy Xbox Live Indie Games! Bup cannot wait to show you what he has in store this time!
This week Bup “reviews” some games from Xbox’s Indie game library. If you thought Steam Greenlight was a pile of garbage, wait until you see these!
This weeks Bup finally breaks out of Lusipurr’s dungeon and unveils the final “Greenlight Round-Up!” At least, the final one for now. Lusipurr will most likely kidnap him.. I mean force him to write more at some point in the future.
This week Bup writes a loving tribute and “review” of our favorite Ethan: Ethan “Ethos” Pipher. Everything written in this article is 100% true and not made up on the spot with limited research using Ethan’s Facebook page. Nope. Not at all.
This week Bup takes time off from his fake-game reviews to look at a recently released game. So recent it came out the day this is posted! Wow! It’s good to be the king!
Bup can finally write these excerpts on his own. No more Ethos and Mel to tell him what to do! He is gonna jump on the bed and stay up till midnight! Take that, Mom and Dad!
Steam Greenlight is basically the real life incarnation of that guy in movies wearing a trench coat who has a bunch of knock-off watches in the lining.
Bup wrote this entire article with a kitten purring in his lap. That does not mean that he had a nicer or sweeter mindset when he was writing this. It just means that he is able to look into the face of pure innocence and still be a cold-hearted monster.
Here is a little known fact about Bup: Streetcars turn him on. Yup, it is strange, but everybody gets excited by different things. It is why he is no longer allowed in San Francisco.