Nate never writes his excerpts, it makes him very bad. When Nate forgets his excerpts, Ethos becomes mad. But Ethos is mad all the time anyway, so it does not really matter. In either case, one more time and Nathan’s guts will splatter.
Why does Bup even play games anymore?
Steam Greenlight. It sucks. Most of its games are garbage. DEAL WITH IT!
This week Bup reveals the deep, dark secret of Steam Greenlight. A secret not even the Illuminati-controlled government wants the people to know about. Reptile aliens. Mind-control fluoride. Tinfoil hats.
This is it. This is my life now. I suppose I should just give in and go with it. No point in fighting. No point in having a goal or hopes. No point in dreaming. No point in breathing.
Yeah, Bup loves Steam Greenlight. He loves it so much. It is amazing. Everything is amazing.
Want to see some awesome Steam Greenlight games? Well, they will never be seen because there will never be a good Greenlight game. Kiss it, Steam!
Weyland-Yutani is up to their HILARIOUS antics again in Alien: Isolation, reviewed by everyone’s favorite Bup! Expect lots of ACME-made contraptions, safes falling on heads, and terrifying alien creatures skewering people with spiked tails.
Sometimes, Bup forgets to write an excerpt. This is one of those times. Luckily, Lusipurr is here to save the day and write a new excerpt–and, at the same time, to give Bup’s Steam Greenlight mini-‘Reviews’ a new name: the Greenlight Round-Up!