Weyland-Yutani is up to their HILARIOUS antics again in Alien: Isolation, reviewed by everyone’s favorite Bup! Expect lots of ACME-made contraptions, safes falling on heads, and terrifying alien creatures skewering people with spiked tails.
Sometimes, Bup forgets to write an excerpt. This is one of those times. Luckily, Lusipurr is here to save the day and write a new excerpt–and, at the same time, to give Bup’s Steam Greenlight mini-‘Reviews’ a new name: the Greenlight Round-Up!
Bup attempts to actually play and review one of his Steam Greenlight games! Will he succeed? Nope. He does not. Not at all.
“Objection!” “Hold it!” “Get over here!” Wait, wrong game. Sorry!
Dang, I sure do love video games! They are so awesome and cool! Especially the ones on Steam Greenlight! They are not horribly and sucky and complete garbage! Woooo!
R.I.P. Huge Nerd Lusipurr.
My life is the worst. Now and forever.
Stop making crappy games, people! Please, no more. Just stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.Stop.Stop.Stop.Stop.Stop.Stop.Stop.St