This week, a scatterbrained Biggs strings together a series of stories that have no reasonable connection whatsoever. Release dates, misogyny, terrorism, and pink sparkles all come together to form the strangest Captain Planet the world has ever seen.
As expected of the Lusipurr.com News Tits, Biggs makes masturbation jokes amidst Ubisoft’s money scheming and Square’s music making! Fap fap fantastic!
This week, Biggs ingests copious amounts of alcohol and marijuana, then writes about Square Enix and Final Fantasy, yet still comes up with nothing really memorable.
To celebrate July the Fourth, Biggs shuns the American video game market and focuses on the far away wonderland of Japan. Adorable wars, weird romance, and bouncing ninja boobies reign in glorious Nippon! Happy Independence Day!
Valve continues to prove why they should be the industry standard of how to please your customers, Rift steals some customers for World of Warcraft, Nintendo continues to ignore the internet, and Hideo Kojima talks about something other than himself!
Duke Nukem proves to be legendary vaporware but a not-so-legendary game, Bobby Kotick proves to be a legendary whore, and Japan maintains its place for legendary weirdness.
While Lusipurr.com was not able to attend E3 this year, that does not mean we will spare you from an exhaustive report of the new consoles and new games. Go to the restroom now, you will be reading for a while.
China exploits your internal organs and your government-required labor, Bobby Kotick enslaves Call of Duty players, and Batman Arkham City gets the addition of a sexy anti-heroine.
Lusipurr.com’s News Editor travels to the far away land of Illinois to partake of Chicago’s annual gathering of delightful nerds, Anime Central 2011. With anime, video games, and cosplayers as far as the eye can see, has she returned unscathed?
The continuing struggle of the PlayStation Network frustrates developers, Sweden dislikes possibly underage boob jiggle, Team Fortress gore porn voting begins, and a new reason why Steve Jobs loves crazy cat ladies.