News: Captain Planet!

By Jenifer 'Biggs' Biggs
We have given up making new characters, have some Dissidia.

This week, a scatterbrained Biggs strings together a series of stories that have no reasonable connection whatsoever. Release dates, misogyny, terrorism, and pink sparkles all come together to form the strangest Captain Planet the world has ever seen.

News: E3 2011

By Jenifer 'Biggs' Biggs
Probably not, but we can dream.

While Lusipurr.com was not able to attend E3 this year, that does not mean we will spare you from an exhaustive report of the new consoles and new games. Go to the restroom now, you will be reading for a while.