Review: Everybody’s Gone to the Rapture

It is the summer of 1984, in Shropshire, and you are the only person left on Earth. If you are Lusipurr, this is Heaven. Otherwise, welcome to Hell.

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In Everybody’s Gone to the Rapture, you play a disembodied, voiceless, featureless avatar who does not play darts, or climb fences, or drink beer. Instead, he wanders around listening in on other people’s non-linear conversations. The ‘game’ ends when you, as a player, die from boredom.


  1. Sebastian
    Posted 2016.03.18 at 23:50 | Permalink

    As a viewer during the now-infamous live stream of this “game”, I concur.

  2. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2016.03.19 at 05:10 | Permalink

    What more needs to be said? This is an absolutely perfect review for a terrible game!

  3. Chris Privitere
    Posted 2016.03.19 at 10:20 | Permalink

    I really like your new review style.

  4. Lusipurr
    Posted 2016.03.19 at 11:05 | Permalink

    @Sabin: ‘Just the facts, ma’am.’