TSM Episode 91: The Incredible Panty Machine

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Things really are decidedly unfine.

The Starlight Megaphone
Produced 2013.03.17

EA Fineness Minister Chris ‘Sabin’ Privitere is again called in to announce the news of a further downgrade in EA Fineness. Then, between tears of grief (or are they tears of joy?), the panelists prove to The Legendary Zoltan that Panty Machines do exist!


  1. Matt Dance
    Posted 2013.03.18 at 16:05 | Permalink

    Is that a Pepsi on the table, strewn about with the booze and pills? I can see that, with all due respect relating to the gravity of the situation, things are most definitely *not fine*. Why, a man with only Fineness on his hands would be content to drink nothing less than The Real Thing. How much pain must one endure, for this…?

  2. Jahan 'The Legendary Zoltan' Honma
    Posted 2013.03.22 at 09:19 | Permalink

    I eapologize to the audience for my bad sound quality. I have an idea of what caused it. Lusipurr, did I sound that bad while recording as well?

    So like I was saying, if you are standing right in front of the Fairy Ground, take a few steps To the right and then forward to the edge of a small protruding piece of land. Press the X button there and BOOM! A brand new spear. Just yesterday I found a suit of mirrored armor under a dead tree on the way to the graveyard dungeon. It makes my insanely defensive robot even more defensive. I just got a spell called seek fortune which reveals the locations of these secret items.