Ordinarily, another feature of the Lusipurr.com buildings would be the security system, which maintains an electric current along the exterior walls. This advanced technology allows our Lusipurrian fortress to function almost as a giant taser. However, connecting to the electrical grid is tricky when your building is airborne, and sadly, using former employees to run on hamster wheels in the basement only generates enough power to keep the lights on.
Not to worry, though. The ninjas are always ready to protect those at Lusipurr.com.