Castle Lusipurr #45: Simply the Worst

Not pictured, but present at the actual event: generous quantities of warm, reeking mayonnaise and several thousand very angry bees.
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…Or, start from the beginning.

This actually happened whilst Ethos and Riddles were here for my wedding.

And this was my actual response.


  1. Blitzmage
    Posted 2012.06.23 at 01:49 | Permalink

    Is Bod DJing?

  2. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2012.06.23 at 03:50 | Permalink

    HAHA, no dice, Motok! :P

  3. Mel
    Posted 2012.06.23 at 09:34 | Permalink

    @ Blitz: I think he’s just plugging something in.

  4. Lusipurr
    Posted 2012.06.23 at 10:06 | Permalink

    Bod WAS our D.J.

    Motok did illegally obtain alcohol at the wedding, but luckily it all turned to mayonnaise just before passing his lips.

    And then bees chased him from the premises.

  5. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2012.06.23 at 14:18 | Permalink

    Wait… so Oliver still isn’t 21?! Is he at least older than Pearson?

  6. Matt Dance
    Posted 2012.06.23 at 17:33 | Permalink

    I have two questions. #1: What is Oliver good for? #2: Was there Foster’s at the wedding?

  7. Deimosion
    Posted 2012.06.23 at 23:23 | Permalink

    @SN Oliver’s only 5 years old, remember? Blue Dragon’s not that old!

    (I’m pretty sure he’s older than me, though, and I turned 21 last month.)

  8. SiliconNooB
    Posted 2012.06.24 at 02:46 | Permalink

    @Matt: The wedding wasn’t held in Australia, else I’d have been there – so, no.

  9. Lusipurr
    Posted 2012.06.26 at 02:21 | Permalink

    @Matt: Foster’s was NOT on the menu, much to the relief of our guests.