Castle Lusipurr #23: 2011 Worst of the Year

The Duke's age is beginning to show in more than one way. (This is a subtle allusion to impotence.)
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…Or, start from the beginning.

The GAME OF THE YEAR Awards are finally here! And the results are…

Worst Game
1st: Duke Nukem Forever
2nd: Michael Jackson: The Experience
3rd: Fable III

Worst Console Game
1st: Dragon Age II
1st: Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3
3rd: Duke Nukem Forever

Worst PC Game
1st: Fable 3
1st: Dragon Age II
3rd: Duke Nukem Forever

Worst Portable Game
1st: Duke Nukem Critical Mass
2nd: Ocarina of Time 3D
2nd: Nintendogs+Cats

Worst RPG
1st: Fable 3
1st: Hyperdimension Neptunia
3rd: Dragon Age II

Worst Hardware
1st: 3DS Ashtray
2nd: USB Onacon
2nd: Kinect

Worst Sequel/Spin-Off
1st: Dragon Age 2
1st: Duke Nukem Forever
3rd: Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3

Worst Soundtrack
1st: Michael Jackson: The Experience
2nd: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3

Worst VA
1st: Fable III
2nd: Duke Nukem Forever

Worst Company
1st: EA
2nd: Activision
3rd: Nintendo

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And that’s another year of the WORST! Discuss it in the comments below!


  1. Blitzmage
    Posted 2012.01.20 at 20:24 | Permalink

    All of the listed things were MUCH more successful then Duck Nukem Forever!

  2. Lusipurr
    Posted 2012.01.20 at 20:26 | Permalink

    @Blitzmage: They were also more successful than your spelling.

  3. Blitzmage
    Posted 2012.01.20 at 20:26 | Permalink

    Duke* (Although Duck Nukem probably would have been a better game!)

  4. Ethos
    Posted 2012.01.20 at 20:28 | Permalink

    Duck Nukem is almost as amazing as that OUTSTANDING image. Great job, kenj!

  5. Ethos
    Posted 2012.01.20 at 20:29 | Permalink

    (I’m pronouncing that as “Duck Nuckem”)

  6. Lusipurr
    Posted 2012.01.21 at 01:27 | Permalink

    Duck Nukem sounds AWESOME.

    Let development commence… NOW.

  7. Slab Bulkhead
    Posted 2012.01.21 at 13:44 | Permalink

    @Lusi: And then end about 20 years from now?

  8. Ethos
    Posted 2012.01.23 at 10:23 | Permalink

    A’ight! The Sequel to LFoPD has officially been named.