Castle Lusipurr #2: Citizen Nate

Rumour has it that he rode to work on a bicycle named Rosebud.
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…Or, start from the beginning.

In Xanadu did Lusipurr
An imposing monument decree:
Where Rochester, the local high street, ran
Through urban scenes–his master plan–
Down to Tennessee.
So twice twelve storeys above the ground
With steel and glass were girdled round.

Here, for one of Xanadu’s most amazing tenants, will be held 2011′s biggest, strangest event; here this week is ejected a potent figure of our Century – Lusipurr.com’s most flatulent man–Nate ‘Bup’ Liles. In journalism’s history, other names are honored more than Nate ‘Bup’ Liles’, more justly revered. Among reviewers, second only to Jeremy Parish the pretentious: his dashing, expatriate son; England’s KenJuJuu and Vortex; Chicago’s Deimosion and Biggs…

TO FORTY-FOUR MILLION U.S. GAME ENTHUSIASTS, MORE NEWSWORTHY THAN THE GAMES IN HIS OWN REVIEWS, WAS BUP HIMSELF, GREATEST REVIEWER OF THIS OR ANY OTHER GENERATION.

And yet Lusipurr still threw him out on his arse.

3 Comments

  1. evilpaul
    Posted 2011.08.27 at 10:35 | Permalink

    Lusipurr.com needs a dedicated Lady Gaga news correspondent.

  2. Enrei
    Posted 2011.08.27 at 11:53 | Permalink

    The security guards remind me of the Imperial Officer guys form Star Wars, and because of this, we need a whole story arc about Lane, followed by the Return of Robo Darth Lane.

  3. Blitzmage
    Posted 2011.08.27 at 11:58 | Permalink

    Cant wait to see the next one! they are turning out to be amazing!!