Hello, my dearest of doves. Lately I have been playing a lot of mature rated games, and it got me wondering if developers have gone overboard with the amount of sex and violence in their games. The biggest offender of this is arguably the Grand Theft Auto series, with its insane amount of graphic situations [...]
Well fuck me. I had already written this week’s article, and one for next week also, and then Square Enix’s Production Team 1 conference dropped into my lap. Production Team 1 as it turns out may be a bit of a misleading title, as through the chora of Orient gibberish and game blog retranslations, it [...]
Produced 2011.01.16 Whilst Nate enjoys much-needed time off to visit the strip club, Lusi and the Tits (both pairs) address themselves to the task of evaluating a string of terribly disappointing announcements, when it appears the US will get FFXIII-2 instead of Last Story!
Fat Women With Tremors? Nate Has a Date! Readers and contributors to Lusipurr.com unanimously agree: Wii Fit is not a game. You can try to answer the question “what is the end goal?” but the answer is always “so I can pretend I exercised and thus justify these ten cheeseburgers.” While that may be a [...]
Lane has taken all leave of his senses in this week’s installment of “The Epic Chronicles of Fail: The Lane Years.”
Bethesda and Oblivion allow players to uncover the secrets of the Sierra Madre casino with the recent release of the Dead Money expansion pack for Fallout: New Vegas. Dead Money beings with a radio transmission to the player inviting their character to attend the grand opening of the Sierra Madre casino. However, not all is [...]
SRRN’s Ash is an incredible game. There are times when one intuitively knows that they are playing the creation of someone who truly loves their respective genre; Ash is one such game. Gameplay/structure The kindest thing that one could say about Ash’s gameplay is that it gets the job done. It doesn’t burden the player [...]
Produced 2011.01.09 Nate & Biggs return and the podcast is like an out-of-control mine cart ride: it soon goes off the rails and improbably crashes straight into Gilbert Gottfried’s genitals, becoming one of those episodes which Lusipurr hopes he will never have to explain.
Happy New Year, faithful readers of Lusipurr.com! I apologize for my absence, so to appease the raging masses, allow me to give you exactly what you expect out of a quality Lusipurr News post: There, now that we have established my credibility once more, let us move forward! Nintendo Dominates This Week’s News We will [...]
Lane is experiencing writing fatigue and wishes nothing more than a hot shower followed by a long sleep, drifting quietly off to oblivion, so he barely has time to put together a short little blurb for your reading pleasure.